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idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

THIRTY TWO??????

phillyphillyphilly

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

#I want my apple to be SOUR and crispy #don't give me that mealy soft bullshit #macintosh apples I hate you #don't talk to me or my grandma smith ever again

the world is so big and beautiful

solitairians

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

belindas-chandra

Back to the Future (1985)

Dir. Robert Zemeckis

deadpoets

DESERT HEARTS (1985) dir. Donna Deitch

#a wonderful gay film #I like the movie better than the book but the book is still quite good!

ukulele-hero

Does that mean all of the sisters in this family are in love with girls? Actually, Fai has never been with anyone. She doesn't seem to care about love. Probably much worse than Nam. What about Miss Vayo?

4 Elements: The Air (2026)

BONUS+ (minutes later)

saintjolies

Angelina Jolie 8/? for INA France

#that's my wife #angelina jolie

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

powerbottombrucespringsteen

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

sanjipussyindulgence

#a good addition

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

#my first pride was in nyc and it was about a billion degrees #and a thousand percent humidity #and we did NOT bring enough water #but it was still pride #🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t