you can call me Karp

21 she/her. wife enjoyer with sporadic interests.

[carlyraejepsans]

hiding in bushes aiming at noelle with a tranq gun loaded with testosterone cypionate

[forthekarp]

the politics and the unabashed ugliness of chainsmoker cat that i've seen people posting about interest me but the structure of the gag manga that bleeds through it (the series of very short pastiches) i just bounce off of soooo hard am i antintellectual. are they sending me to hell

[forthekarp]

i'm still working out the details of how being in the Other World and exposed to APR affects the functioning of the body (APR makes electricity not work because electrons act superrrr non-deterministic when exposed to it, but thst doesn't affect the human brain for reasons i haven't figured out yet) something i've been thinking about is that being in the Other World makes you no longer need sleep. the obvious implication of this is if you're in the Other World for 24 hours without sleeping u will not experience sleep deprivation, but also if u wake up at 8, work in the Other World from 9-5, come home and chill til midnight, you'll only feel like you've been awake 8 hours and u won't be able to sleep the night (not well and not without throwing off your body). this is mostly a plot justification for the socal monster suppression squad not having set, consistent day shifts and night shifts but as a fun bonus it makes day-to-day functioning for psychics INCREDIBLY disorienting and makes it super difficult for them to keep appointments

[forthekarp]

"you are the only thing that's right about this broken world" would kinda be a spill if it wasn't jd saying it

[knewkit]

<333333 They will NEVER make me hate you Zira

MWAH MWAH MWAH

So gorgeous so amazing so amazing so awesome AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[forthekarp]

boymoder diaries they just hired a woman who has my name. except nobody in here knows that's my name and i have to succeed a qte every time someone calls her to not respond. it is so disorienting 😭

[forthekarp]

i keep seeing people talk about transfemme kirito which i'm sure is a good and defensible reading and i am always down for queering work but seeing people in spaces i frequent talk positively about Sword Art Online again activates something primal and eternally 13 years old within me. i don't think there's any piece of art i hate more

[strangequarked]

my thoughts on this are very much "SAO was terrible but I can see the gems in the dirt and I could fix it I swear"

[forthekarp]

i definitely dislike the work more than its own merits just because of its influence and how it popularized and cemented the formula for isekai and isekai-adjacent gamer fantasy and progression fantasy fare. for the last decade like 1/4 of anime produced have been much much worse derivatives of SAO (or derivatives of derivatives of SAO and so on). it pisses me off as a lifelong fan of action shounen because it's taking a lot of oxygen from the actually good and fun action shounen stuff (yk Solo Leveling being the biggest manwha with the biggest adaptation in the world, and the rly interesting dark fantasy Tower of God having a great first season and then having season 2 be a massive production value downgrade), and it pisses me off as a newly minted enjoyer of shoujo and josei to see those anime adaptations become fewer and further between as The Same Story With The Strongest Skill In The Other World airs with double the budget of any of them. the fact sao itself is kinda marginal is really insult on top of injury for me

[forthekarp]

i keep seeing people talk about transfemme kirito which i'm sure is a good and defensible reading and i am always down for queering work but seeing people in spaces i frequent talk positively about Sword Art Online again activates something primal and eternally 13 years old within me. i don't think there's any piece of art i hate more

[sailermoon]

do not raise a foul word against tofu in my presence

[forthekarp]

if i made Picrews of the socal monster suppression crew would y'all kill me with knives

[forthekarp]

everyone say hi Anaia, Ruiz, Misty, Lilac, and Ty!! lilac's hair is meant to look a little shitty she's growing it out rn.

i did also made matt but i didn't like how he came out so he will never be seen again. this is all the socal monster suppression squad characters except for Matt, Darnelle, and Janet, i might make them tomorrow. and the big 3... can't forget the big 3......

[forthekarp]

meet Matt, Darnelle, and Janet (name to be changed)!!

and bonus, Ricky and Kev of the Big 3 (both deceased!!).

[fcstellae]

Lindsey Graham funeral today. post hole in remembrance

[fcstellae]

its what he would've wanted, deep down

[forthekarp]

not that deep down he was pretty conspicuous about it

[lesvegas]

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

[olympain]

Mr. Hades is a mighty king Must be making some mighty big deals Seems like he owns everything Kind of makes you wonder how it feels

[forthekarp]

i think the socal monster suppression squad is kinda in age cohorts, w the college-age ones (Lilac (19), Matt (22), Ty (23)) sticking together and the two slightly older ones (Darnelle in his 50s and Janet in her 60s (i don't love that name for her...)) getting along well. that leaves Anaia, Misty, and Ruiz bridging the gap in their late 20s early 30s but thjngs are kinda ugly between Anaia and Ruiz so those three are less tight

[forthekarp]

if i made Picrews of the socal monster suppression crew would y'all kill me with knives

[forthekarp]

everyone say hi Anaia, Ruiz, Misty, Lilac, and Ty!! lilac's hair is meant to look a little shitty she's growing it out rn.

i did also made matt but i didn't like how he came out so he will never be seen again. this is all the socal monster suppression squad characters except for Matt, Darnelle, and Janet, i might make them tomorrow. and the big 3... can't forget the big 3......

[forthekarp]

if i made Picrews of the socal monster suppression crew would y'all kill me with knives

[forthekarp]

cheap white wine: ooh this is fun! sure, the flavor lacks depth, but it's got a nice sweetness to it

cheap red wine: I Am Drinking Vinegar