Quark

Collector of random knowlege. Toucher of grass (sometimes). 98% reblogs. pfp and bg from NASA. they/he/she (gender is weird) early 20s

[sporesong]

support trans people.

[tori-isss-dying]

reblog it, i dare you

[number-1-haxorus-fan]

bet

[sillytransfemmething-deactivate]

bet

[burningneonglow]

bet

[trolleybusaberrations]

bet

[that-0ne-samah-deactivated20241]

bet

[blairthebword]

Bet

[elizarivers]

bet

[thedudejaxx]

bet

[vent1ngacc]

Bet.

[morisbasement]

bet

[angelixcure]

bet

[thoughtspeaker]

BET

[appleslicesinjuice]

🫡 bet

[huhbozo]

BET.

[drbollockaloldaccount-deactivat]

BET

[blazing-arsonist]

bet

[quasont-butter]

BET 🗣

[ab-art-07]

BET

[just-a-random-citisen]

BET

[superstarryr]

BEEETTTTTT

[nai-06]

𝙱𝚎𝚝

[theinsomniacisbeingchased]

bet

[unsatan-offical]

bet

[im-on-earth-dipshit]

bet

[shenanigan42]

B E T

[paper-stars-still-glow]

bet

[yourdeargatsby]

bet

[domthebomb8567]

[a-friend-of-mara]

Bet

[daughteroffolly]

Mech-tech: don't forget to pull on the stick hound

Hound: I only forgot the parking brake one time!!

[pup-lilac]

piloting my mech (2007 Honda CRV) through the dangerous and chaotic battlefield (I-95 while it’s raining sheets outside) listening to Handler’s orders (the cyberpunk CD that I burned )

[f3r4l-pilot]

Every time I see I-95 mentioned I remember that I'm so fucking easy coast pilled that I am going to crash my mech (my friend's car) into the enemy mech (oncoming traffic) and win (not win)

[wingwisher]

Toby fox could make the internet completely unusable for an entire year minimum by ending deltarune with Susie and Noelle getting married then hard cut to Susie in front of the Achillean flag

@stars-says-fuck has described this concept as "the internet's very own Chernobyl"

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[taraxippos]

Rockwith Aleaf

[singularscissor]

thought these parts of the profile were also funny

[communist-hatsunemiku]

makibtaa

[lycaniums-room]

An ad for your deepest desires :)

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

You know what I just admire the graphic design on this

It FEELS so much like a real ad I expect to be sold some sort of car tyre or something but it’s just about biting

1000/10 excellent job

[technologyvoid]

@youre-going-to-kill-me

[plantnerderyallday]

Annual deer post:

If you see a fawn laying down on the ground all alone, leave it alone. It is not lost, it does not need your help, do not pick it up, do not move it.

This behavior evolved to keep deer young safe. The baby is very small, very quiet, and hard for most predators to see. A young fawn cannot keep up with a fleeing mother deer, which is their primary problem-solving strategy. So while the mother goes elsewhere to graze, the fawn stays safe and hidden. The mom will be back.

Leave the fawn alone.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

This is always good to pass around this time of year, but I would like to add something for the few of us who might be encountering the moose kind of deer.

Moose are deer, but moose have the opposite strategy. They stay close to their babies, and their primary response for anything getting close to their babies is immediate violent murder. If you do see a baby moose by itself, leave. Leave the baby alone and leave the area, preferably quickly. Momma is at most 30 yards away and has already kicked on the kill bill sirens.

[between-star]

🏊‍♀️☀️

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[thememedaddy]

[everyday-oblivion-system]

Surprised nobody has tagged @funnier-as-a-system yet

[funnier-as-a-system]

[image description: a series of texts between two people, named here as Blue and Gray. The texts read:

Gray: I'm drunk

Gray: Can you pick us up

Blue: Us??

Gray: I found a raccoon

/ end description]

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[directactionforhope]

Rich people are literally just lying about being good at money btw

[directactionforhope]

Things like overdraft fees, late fees, parking tickets, fines, subscription renewals, legal fees, penalty fees, sales and discounts, lawsuits - these are things that all cease to matter in any material way once you have enough money

[directactionforhope]

To Jeff Bezos, a parking meter, a plane ticket, and a private jet all effectively cost the same amount of money: none

[cumpriest]

so funny to me when white american christians are like “ooh i incorporate my religious trauma into my art and thats why i draw these stained glass gothic church gold multi eyed reneissance sculpture angels agnus dei” like i know your protestant southern california ass didnt have any of that. go make some art about this

[deoidesign]

ok

[arsonsara]

Damn way to read the assignment and go above and beyond.

[sunshine-tattoo]

the bleakness and sanitized feel of most American protestant churches really is an underused medium.

[sketchy-scribs-n-doods]

idk why tf the images were deemed to be ‘violating community guidelines’, but here’s what this post used to look like

[loredwy]

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

[would-you-punt-them]

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

[jeaninelatragedia]

holy shit.

[frustratedasatruar]

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.