Fortress of Nerditude

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[macgregor13mathers-deactivated2]

How is that renowned Republican brand working for you? The pictures above are a reminder of past and ongoing Republican actions and inaction so that people will remember them when they get ready to vote.

[cherryblossomgal]

🗣

[wilwheaton]

Go check your registration and make sure you haven’t been purged: https://iwillvote.com.

[nocontextgoodplace]

[the-poor-decision]

This is an underrated joke

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

If they made Terminator 2 in 2018 John Connor would teach the T-800 to make bofa jokes

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

“ No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say “affirmative,” or some shit like that. You say ‘big mood.’ And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say ‘then perish’“

“And if you want to shine them on it’s ‘’begone thot"

“Begone, thot“

“Yeah, or ‘pee your pants’. And if someone gets upset you say, ‘stay in your lane’! Or you can do combinations.”

“Perish, thot.“

“That’s great! See, you’re getting it!”

“Big mood“

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

He dabs as he sinks into the lava at the end

[lastdaughterofbelmont]

I… I hate this…

[fortressofnerditude]

Just... ... No.

[texaspunk77]

[fortressofnerditude]

just... fuck you.

[taluluto-deactivated20190219]

i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

[fortressofnerditude]

90% of the time sweet tea is fucking gross. They put too much sugar in it... Give me unsweetened every time.

[lifesgrandparade]

I’m 87 years old…I only eat so I can smoke and stay alive.. The only fear I have is how long consciousness is gonna hang on after my body goes. I just hope there’s nothing. Like there was before I was born. I’m not really into religion, they’re all macrocosms of the ego. When man began to think he was a separate person with a separate soul, it created a violent situation. The void, the concept of nothingness, is terrifying to most people on the planet. And I get anxiety attacks myself. I know the fear of that void. You have to learn to die before you die. You give up, surrender to the void, to nothingness. Anybody else you’ve interviewed bring these things up? Hang on, I gotta take this call….. Hey, brother. That’s great, man. Yeah, I’m being interviewed… We’re talking about nothing. I’ve got him well-steeped in nothing right now. He’s stopped asking questions.

HDS (via lifesgrandparade)

[wilwheaton]

(via Today I turned 20 (OC) : comics)

BTW - Mounting Existential Dread gets about a dozen of its buddies and they all move into your brain right around 40.

[fortressofnerditude]

So... I guess I have that to look forward to

[fuckyeahexistentialism]

[fortressofnerditude]

I had a thought, not dissimilar to this, just this morning.

[memoriesinatrunk]

Steve Buscemi at the Women’s March on Washington.  (x,x)

[fearofpop]

@americanpsycho1991

[fortressofnerditude]

God Damn, I needed this today.

[weloveshortvideos]

[b-prettybtch]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[memewhore]

[fortressofnerditude]

Alright, you win

[gif87a-com]

[ambris]

This can’t be topped

[fortressofnerditude]

Soak it in girls... it’s all down hill from here...

[bidoof]

The numbers in the football men’s shirts? That’s their power levels. If a level 79 man collides with a level 36 man, the level 36 man WILL explode

[texaspunk77]

This isn’t far from the truth actually. Kickers are usually 1-10 while linemen are in the 90s. Running backs are in the 20s-30s, linebackers are in the 50s.. only ones that don’t make sense are wide receivers in the 80.. But they’re usually really tall so maybe that’s it.

[fortressofnerditude]

Receivers are given bonus points for evasion skills.

[buzzfeed]

Which “Game Of Thrones” Character Are You In The Streets…And In The Sheets?

[fortressofnerditude]

Walder Frey in the streets, Samwell Tarly in the sheets

[emilianadarling]

Thanks, JT. :3

Also – this will be the first time he’ll march in Toronto’s pride parade as the Prime Minister.

He’s

been

to

pride

lots

of

times

before.

[billiethepoet]

That moving to Canada thing looks better and better.

[mypatronusisrorypond]

So Canada gets this gem, and we’re probably going to be trapped with Trump. We are suffering down here

[bigwands]

We get this gem because we did the thing everyone keeps saying you’re supposed to go and we WENT OUT AND VOTED.  You can do it America.  We believe in you.

[buzzfeed]

werk

[fortressofnerditude]

What breaks my heart is someday (probably far too soon,) someone is going to make this majestic creature feel bad for who he is...