Fortuitus Horizons

An exercise in curation | Tam 28 she/her(ish)

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

been burning the candle at a third and possibly even fourth end lately, an advanced technique that no one talks about because it's "a bad idea"

[316hrs]

[website-com]

i think from how i blog its quite obvious that nothing bad has ever happened to me

[kaylmao]

you could spell it like horce

[bioluminescent-fungus]

affirmations when opening a stuck jar:

I am stronger than the jar

⁠⁠I know what left and right are

⁠⁠smashing the jar will make a mess

⁠⁠I have strong and dextrous hands

⁠⁠I have opened jars before and I will open jars again

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“Egg Egg Egg”

[funstyle]

teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

[funstyle]

shoutout to the person who tagged this "#geronimo stilton" for living their truth in a way most of us could never find the courage to

[fortuitushorizons]

Thanks for telling us 🙄

Thankyou for going out of your way to communicate information I overlook so I can be your friend. I won't be more aware of anything and I've decided this was not a revelation for me so actually it's none of my business. But like appreciate you so I don't seem like a dick.

I'm building new friends so I think at some point I gay et al and I grow apart our seperate ways which is sad because of what we used to have but this isn't that anymore.

[yiferr]

I originally wanted to practice figure drawing, but then I had a sudden idea and applied it to these two. Come to think of it, one of them is already Andrew anyway👾👾

[real-language-facts]

language themed blow job

[justsomeguycore]

starting to think some of us are too good at “do it alone”. maybe we should try “do it with someone we’re not already 100% sure we’d be really great friends with just to build a potential towards that friendship”

[battleaxepixie]

[solitairians]

they call me the text ignorer for reasons I'll probably explain to you in a few days or so

[cupiecakk]

payyyyy Attention to me 🛎️🛎️ Ateention please

[fortuitushorizons]

Oh

[koiagain]

Stop Humidity the air is trying to touch me Inappropriately

[ceruleanheaven]

(two deers in) why are there deers here

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad