Please Hold, Manic Episode Incoming

24 and butch in the way that I have an only son complex and the urge to fist fight my father at Thanksgiving

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[dogpuppy]

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[what-even-is-thiss]

Once you learn that the megalodon mostly lived in relatively shallow waters you’re like okay yeah people thinking it’s still alive is just wishful thinking huh

[real-language-facts]

im going to hell to learn demon language from native speakers

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[thatdykepunkslut]

> Get into color grading

> realize every screen displays color slightly differently

> realize every camera captures color a little differently

> realize every format and image editor translates color

> realize every printer deposits ink differently

> realize every kind of paper accepts ink differently

> realize colors look completely different under different lighting conditions

> ok I'm going to do everything greyscale now

> black density changes as ink cartridge depletes and depending on viscosity after multiple prints

> "what color white are you using"

> duckduckgo least painful method of death

[d3monl0ver]

yeah that’s a common mistake actually, a dusty periwinkle hanky means you like receiving butterfly kisses but that shade of morning mist means you wanna get killed with a pipe wrench

[animatedtext]

[pnglove]

let’s get cozy with mama

[weirdpngs]

Baby need smoko

[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[lokaror]

Terracotta Girlfriend: *moves half an inch in the dead of night*

[memorycycle]

driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*