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i suck at coming up w usernames | i draw sometimes and links won't work so if you wanna find that you'll have to hunt for my shit (I'll reblog my crap from my other acc) | this is my main :)) i mostly just reblog stuffs on here. | i will tag things if need be!

[backtothe80scolors]

Ben Solo 90’s version ❤️

[cryptocism]

cassie must give real good hugs huh

[falonah]

what is it about rain that makes worms go absolutely buck wild for pavement

[falonah]

worm: no longer can i suffer the constriction, both of flesh and soul, of living in the tunnels of underground, for i now long only to be free under the skies of the Saints. earth may have birthed me but the sun is my mother

me, holding a slurpee, plucking worms off the sidewalk and tossing them into the grass: go the fuck home brian

[celceta]

Ripley’s I guess I believe it

[celceta]

Ripley’s I Mean, Whatever You Say

[andhumanslovedstories]

I’m very excited for my latest craft experiment, where I rhythmically slap sale rank oil paint onto a canvas and I see how long it takes to dry so that I can finally touch the paint textures I stare at so longingly in museums. 12 hours in, still wet. I am beginning to think this might take longer than I thought which you can imagine is quite a burden, as I am absolutely horned up to rub this paint.

[andhumanslovedstories]

You guys sound like you know what you’re talking about but I’m gonna touch it every twenty minutes just to be sure

[andhumanslovedstories]

I’ve put this canvas to age in the basement like a fine wine, along another recent masterpiece of mine “I put the paint on me hand and I slap the canvas like a bongo”

[andhumanslovedstories]

Paint slapped on 6/9, as of 6/22 (I mean actually it was a couple days ago but I didn’t fully check the dryness then so I can’t be sure):

It is rubbery feeling and the peaks of paint move when you flick them. The texture is not at ALL what I expected tbh and it makes me excited to try a different experiment, thick brush strokes, you know, those mad thicc ones that swirl real good

Here’s an additional shot with my coffee cup for a further sense of scale so people will understand that these canvases are small and therefore stop sending me asks about my supposedly gorilla sized hands, you bastards, you rotten bastards scared of the hands your minds gave me

[trashcanalienist]

Oral stimming, baby! Tag yourself, I'm chaotic evil, true neutral, chaotic good, and occasionally lawful neutral if I'm not paying enough attention (metal tastes Bad, oof)

[theveryworstthing]

i have a guide for y’all today.

How To Prepare A Rabbit. A Simple And Peaceful Guide To Traditional Island Funerals As Led By Vultures Respectful Of Rabbit Culture With Perfect Customer Service Records Pertaining To Never Being Cursed Or Tortured By Vengeful Restless Spirits.

The Body Is Found. A crowded bedside, an open field, inside a room who’s door was still rusted shut until we broke it down how in the world did they get in there??? Somewhere on the island, a rabbit’s body is found and sometimes they are attended to by vultures. Some vultures prepare the dead a little differently, but these are the steps taken by senior priestesses Fifteen-Stab-Wounds and Irresponsible Botany and so are nearly identical to traditional rabbit-led funeral customs.

You’ll know when we get to the bit rabbits usually don’t do.

Keep reading

[metalbatteryzone]

Software Creations: *in the middle of development for Solstice* Okay so we need an intro theme to set the mood. Something folky, like medieval times. Think you can try your hand at that?

Tim Fucking Follin: Yeah I got ya, check this out.

Software Creations: *barely seconds in* Ohhh yes finally, something that isn’t an overwhelming banger. You done good, Mr. Follin.

Tim Fucking Follin: *waits for it*

Software Creations: *ten seconds later*

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

[dbssh]

Im coining goblincore its shiny things and knives and hoarding

[dbssh]

This is what goblincore looks like for anyone wondering

[dinuguan]

[riebeckite]

WAIT I RECOGNIZE THAT VOICE

ITS THE GUY

[reed-fink]

Rare Footage of The Speelunker Cave ride from Six Flags over Texas in the off-season, mid-1970′s. 

[spectrometrie]

oh my god

[syntheticperson]

the inside of my brain just sounds like this

[cloudstation]

I babysat this girl tonight and she was really excited to show me the part in mario odyssey where you can play as a t-rex and when she’s playing as the t-rex she’s like “I gotta watch out for those little spikey guys cause they’ll kill me. just kidding I’m a dinosaur” and then she told the alexa to fart

[monfufu]

do you ever feel victimized by fanfic authors when you make them fanart and then they give YOU compliments and you try to give THEM compliments and its a vicious cycle??? ♥♥ ft. @nicolareed

[droideka-exe]

NB 👏 Does 👏 Not 👏 Mean 👏 Woman 👏 Lite

[ayellowbirds]

it’s one of the most insidious forms of transphobia

[nyctosaurid]

i may be an ugly and unlovable bastard in human terms but in gargoyle terms? lets just say i’d be at the top of the cathedral 

[nyctosaurid]

hey i’m loosing my  mind over this lad

[liathepenguinologist]

the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles

[iimpkid-moved-deactivated202005]

if god made us in his image, then god is jon arbuckle

[loracarol]

some of you have never watched The Greatest Adventure Stories of the Bible and it shows

[korokz-deactivated20190924]

bimbo? ain’t that the dude from lord of the rings

[cunked]