ᶳʰᵘᵗ ᵘᵖ & ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵐʸ ᵐᵒᶰᵉʸ ᵎ @fossilizcd - Tumblr Blog

’ somewhere lost in the clouded annals of history, lies a place that few have seen. a mysterious place, called the ( unknown. ) where long forgotten stories are revealed to those who travel through the wood. ‘

JOURNEY ON, PILGRIM ?

#( b rea thes heavily )#( i dedicated the last couple days to working on this b log and im so excited and i have absolutely no apologies )#( ** self promo ! )

❝ … when will young people learn that playing dungeons & dragons doesn’t make you COOL ! ❞

#( ** open ! )#( it's the weekend tomorrow which means i can actually be active again g od bless )#( i've been so busy oh go sh )

calvinshobbes

#( s ame fry same )#( ** freezer burned fossil ! )

[ RETURN ADDRESS // sugiis. ]

❝I over heard you say something

really unintelligent, and you just really sounded like a mouth breather. I’m gonna call you Guppie;; Cause you open your mouth a lot and waste air.❞

❝ oh. well i don't think i'll be wasting anymore time talking to you, then. i personally prefer people who call me fry, or meatbag, or captain yesterday. ❞

#sugiis #( omg he's so ruffle d )#( ** v. you can't loose when it's hopeless ! )

[ RETURN ADDRESS // kaijubrained. ]

+ fossilizcd, kaachow

❛ You’re staring… ❜

and he is completely unaware of the vibrant, blue speckles decorating his wrinkled shirt— he looks like he just lost a paintball battle. thankfully, he was doing something much more fun important: dissecting the precious leftovers.

❝ well yeah man, why wouldn't i ? you look like a mess --- which probably means you've been doing something really cool. ❞

( ignorance in conjunction with a restless & notably childlike curiosity, does not deliver on the adage's promise of bliss -- instead, it assures something of a magpie mentality ; an innate urge to question anything shiny that catches the eye. & in such a circumstance, the bespectacled man before him fits the bill. )

#kaijubrained #( ** v. undecided ! )#( im so impressed by your everything m'friend )

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lxader & fossilizcd

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[ RETURN ADDRESS // durasilex. ]

❛ …but wait, that’s not even the best part ! i still haven’t gotten to the armadillo bear and the swarm of evil, bloodsucking farmers ! ❜

❝ yeah, yeah, yeah --- been there, done that. get back to me once you've turned into a dragon, kid. ❞

#durasilex #( ** v. undecided ! )

[ RETURN ADDRESS // drummiing. ]

Nick was stoned out of his mind, but he would swear he just saw you step out of a spaceship.

❝ Whoa, man… you’re not —— an alien, are you? ❞

❝ naaaah, i'm just your regular, average, two thousand year old human. ❞

( with a casual roll of the shoulders, he leans against the green exterior of the ship, boasting an attitude that could only be categorized as naive nonchalance. )

#( shhH don't apologize this is the bEST )#drummiing #( ** v. back from the future ! )

goodbyeuna

#( s cREAMS A LOT - saves fore ver & makes skype icon tbh )#( ** save ! )#( ** freezer burned fossil ! )#( im so infatuated with your art style though -- does that sound creepy ?? probably )

minimist

I thought I was experiencing an emotion but it was just coffee withdrawal.

#( ** debatable dimwit ! )#( y u p )

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❝ i don't remember dinosaurs existing in the early nineties ---- but it's the early nineties & dinosaurs exist ! what the hell's happening ? ❞

#chaaostheory #( ** greeter ! )#( ** v. back from the future ! )#( 'only 90s kids remember the 90s' )

/whispers krAMER

[ DELIVERY :: what other characters could you see me rpin' as ? ]

I SE T MY SELF UP FOR THAT DIDN'T I ?? GOD DAMMIT JACK.

#( whenever u send me asks i'm just going to use that icon )#( B))))) )#( ** walkie talking ! )#( ** answered ! )#chinbxy

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Based off my blog, what other characters could you see me Roleplay as?

#( ** meme ! )#( ooOOOoh )

out. FOLLOW THIS LOVELY PERSON PLS.

#( ** good news everyone ! )#( ** promo ! )#( B)))) )

aprox. eighty three amandla stenberg icons ( from sleepy hollow & the hunger games ) exclusively for carryabarricade !

#carryabarricade #( ** product placement ! )#( i'm so exciTE )#( also man i thought there were more but it turned out i doubled a lot of the icons si ghs )

[ RETURN ADDRESS // sugiis. ]

fossilizcd

❝Are you what people like to call a mouth breather?❞

❝ a lot of people like to call me that ! how'd you know ? are you some sort of psychic ? ---- or have you been talking to a big shout-y alien named lrr ? ❞

#sugiis #( totally cool tbh B))) )#( ** v. you can't loose when it's hopeless ! )

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fossilizcd | starter call

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[ RETURN ADDRESS // rexbuckiingham. ]

”i totally saw that. and for the record, it was awesome.”

( good to know the moonwalk still goes ever well in the twenty first century. )

❝ thanks, man ! i'd share my secret of success, but i don't want my lucky clover getting stolen AGAIN. ❞

#rexbuckiingham #( hands u towels & a ring bcs i want to marry you al ready )#( ** v. back from the future ! )

[ RETURN ADDRESS // youmakemenauxious. ]

“But—why would you wear sunglasses if it’s dark? Surely that defeats the purpose? It’s even worse than those who wear 3D glasses as shades…”

Conscious effort or not, don’t try movie quotes with her. Her reference reservoir is abysmally small, and she’s not likely to expand it any time soon. If it were a book quote, she might have some recognition, but for now, she can only take his words at face value.

❝ is it --- wait, do you not -- ? i just --... ! ❞

( lacking a conventional sense of logic, the exasperation showcased plainly in nondescript gestures & an inability to form sentences without sighing, isn't fueled solely by her pop cultural ignorance. instead, fry finds fault in her desire for an explanation --- what's the point in questioning something that's so obviously cool ? )

❝ you're not making any sense to me. ❞

#youmakemeauxious #( blues brothers is love blues brothers is life tbh )#( ** v. undecided ! )

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