[aspiring-android-deactivated202]

Whoever rebranded “no ethical consumption under capitalism” to mean “I’m gonna make absolutely no changes to my consumption habits ever” is a marketing genius honestly

[wateronagreasefire]

Firefly Crew Series by Marie Bergeron

[waywardwizzard]

Am I doing it right? This is how you do it, right??

[neonheart26]

I had a PowerPoint night with some friends last month and I feel like I should share this edit I made when I was trying to explain firefly to them

[segamascott]

[sailermoon]

be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now

[sailermoon]

[infectiouspiss]

kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

[infectiouspiss]

you'll say something as simple as "no child deserves to be hit" and people will crawl out of the woodwork to explain why they should be allowed to beat a 6 year old for spilling some water

[infectiouspiss]

you'll say "i think it's weird that adults literally have control over when children are allowed to use the bathroom" and up pops a teacher to say that when they're not shouting at the kids they teach, they're trying to stop them from hiding in the bathrooms

you'll say "i think children shouldn't be forced to eat food they hate" and here comes someone who feeds their kids plain rice and boiled chicken (while eating a nicely seasoned stirfry) claiming that it's okay actually and kids shouldn't be allowed to taste things

you'll say "i think kids should have bodily autonomy" and in comes someone who pierced their babies ears before it was even 24 hours old, frothing at the mouth because their kid wanted a haircut and thats somehow an insult

[infectiouspiss]

children are an oppressed class and everyone should be looking back at their own childhoods and making sure they don't ever make a child feel the same way they felt.

[unwastelandunbaby]

thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

[segamascott]

[spacephobos]

lets go be butches in the 90s with mama

[the-littlest-goblin]

technically it's only queerbait if it's leveraged for publicity. otherwise it's just sparkling "your ship didn't happen get over it"

[cursedtrekedits]

kirk wearing the i am kenough hoodie

a little past the peak of this trend but he really works it

[worflesbian]

[gayvampyr]

stop that’s so funny

[homucifer-ryotan]

People in the UK especially, please don't give your ID to Spotify

[aelleaaellea]

@i-add-sources

[i-add-sources]

Spotify Is Forcing Users to Undergo Face Scanning to Access Explicit Content

Submit to biometric face scanning or risk your account being deleted, Spotify says, following the enactment of the UK's Online Safety Act.

^via wikipedia.

Spotify boycott: Artists leave 'garbage hole' platform after CEO invests in AI weapons

Daniel Ek's investments in AI dronemaker Helsing have unnerved artists. One called Spotify a "violent armageddon portal."

Bottom screenshot in original post is from here

This is true.

[antfucker98-deactivated20140125]

[aphyllum-deactivated20221117]

why is his avatar a cracker

[nikoiya]

His username is antfucker98 and you’re gonna ask why his avatar is a cracker

[antfucker98-deactivated20140125]

im a girl

[catgirlslimies]

Thank God all these people are dead

[antfucker98]

i’m still alive. i still talk to diggledagger regularly too he’s a friend of mine

[catgirlslimies]

Well now I feel guilty. Sorry

[antfucker98]

it’s ok. you could still feel happy at the thought of me not being alive if you want

[thelifeandtimesofacrazyblond]

[thelifeandtimesofacrazyblond]

[foldingfittedsheets]

The excerpt paragraph made me look up and stare at my wife for three solid minutes waiting for them to return to the couch. I couldn’t move on with my life. I had to read it aloud to them to their audible disgust and then they read all the comments with unbridled delight.

Now we keep repeating “Like Zorro.”

[animal-123-crazy]

Im so sorry to subject everyone to this

But genuinely, cure your imposter syndrome guys. Look at what passes for publication. And realize that you are, in fact, better.

[feralplantwife]

Queen you surely did cure my imposter syndrome, but I also miss the person I was 3 minutes ago