[squided]

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

reblogging the original for some dude positivity ty

[vantekay]

If my future s/o doesn’t stare at me like I’m their whole world while I stand like a crackhead in the candle section of target smelling every single candle before buying one then whats the point

[pansexualspider]

@foundadog

[foundadog]

@pansexualspider

[iamfinallybreakingfree]

My home will be a home with no loud anger, no explosive rage, no slamming doors or breaking glass, no name calling, shaming or blackmail. My home will be gentle, it will be warm. It will keep my loved ones safe. No fear, no hurt and no worries. I may come from a broken and twisted place but I will build something whole and safe. I’ll sing in the shower again, cook with a smile and dance in all the rooms. I will heal.

[dateaboysuggestions]

date a boy who cooks you food. 

[pansexualspider]

@foundadog

[elderberryoxymel-deactivated202]

I gave this dude off tinder my number and all he’s done is send me pictures of his rock collection and it’s the best thing that’s ever come out of tinder tbh

[pansexualspider]

@foundadog

[bekkathyst]

Crystal Mystery Boxes from $15 to $250 are finally back in stock!

All crystals will be labeled and the contents are always worth more than what you pay 💗

www.bekkathyst.com

[cybersupport]

*eats 14 packs of scooby doo fruit flavored gummy snacks* im gonna solve mysteries so fucking good

[pansexualspider]

@foundadog

[foundadog]

@pansexualspider

[saying]

“1. I can’t shut up about you. If someone stopped me in the street and asked what I was thinking about, your name would spill out more easily than any of my anxieties. 2. I swear to God, every time I listen to a good song you’re the first person I want to tell. Every song has you in it. Every song is about you now. 3. Let’s mix each other’s laundry. If I find your shirt and you get my sweater, we can take each other out of our own clothes. 4. When you call me babe, and your voice is still a little sleepy, I swear to fucking god my heart feels it. I feel it behind my eyes, and sometimes even in my fingertips. The love spreads, you know? 5. Let’s stay up till 3 am and make ourselves pasta we can eat out of the bowl while we sit on the kitchen counter and talk for hours. We can take pictures of the sunrise through the window while we laugh our six a.m. laugh, because it’s early and we’re a little dizzy with love.”

— Love Thoughts, Pt. 2 (via loveserum)

[humorgracioso]

[shinhito]

So fucking cute.

[64bitwar]

the bear just agrees to start jumping with him like “alright yeah let’s do that”

[diekingdomcome]

Animals are awesome

[dulcetsuggestions]

I wanna kiss you lazily when we wake up in the morning. I wanna kiss you in between classes and on your way home. I wanna kiss you in a dark corner during a loud party that neither of us want to be at.

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who gives you kisses. Seriously, a lot of kisses. Good morning kisses, kisses as a greeting, cheek kisses, butterfly kisses, French kisses… all the kisses

[toopunkrockforshul]

Saw this one twitter and wanted to have it saved here. Credit to the orginal poster Twitter.

[witcheshaven]

I feel that this is very important to share and become aware of.

I am an example of the long term effects of isolation. Mine stems from PTSD, and this resulted in 13 years of severe anxiety, depression, self loathing, and EDNOS.

Out of those 13 years, I found out this year (2018) that my said mental issues stem from PTSD. I turn 26 this year.

50% of my life was spent in isolation and not understanding my self hatred.

For the sake of your self love and respect: do not isolate.

[homoidiotic]

let’s all just leave people with self harm scars alone. let’s all jsut stay in our lanes

[homoidiotic]

if you see someone with scars that look like self harm.. that’s probably what they are! you do not need to Ask them under any circumstances!! they probably will not enjoy that conversation, and there’s no point in asking beyond being nosey

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I don’t remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said “oh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.”

I’m sorry?

That’s a challenge.

Oreos aquired.

I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first

But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she can’t find the package

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

She is out of the house for a moment so it’s time to enjoy a few cookies

And find a new hiding spot

Hehehe

They up there

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Normally I’m a Oreos with milk kinda guy, but I’ll take coffee if coffee is available

Now to hide them right under her nose

She never looks under the TV for anything. Tonight when we are watching Halloween Wars I’ll have a big dopey grin on my face

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Time to up the stakes. It was fun having em here and hiding them around her while she didn’t know what was happening. Bit now it’s time for her to be in on the game she is playing

Four cookies packed in her lunch. Game on

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I’ve been cleaning house today and feeling like I’ve done a pretty good job. Time to reward myself with some delicious Oreos

Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years

:)

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Got up early this morning and helped pack everyone’s lunch. Pulling a damn Oprah over here

You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!

Then a devious idea struck me…

I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to “hide” the package where it will probably be found…

And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[shaycode]

Your wife married a monster

[foundadog]

[untrusteveryone]

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO STILL TRIES TO GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AFTER DEPRESSION HIT THEM HARD. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH RECOGNITION FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT THEY’RE GOING TO LOSE INTEREST AND MOTIVATION AGAIN BUT PUSH THEMSELVES TO DO STUFF ANYWAYS. YOU ARE FIGHTING A DAILY BATTLE WITH YOUR OWN THOUGHTS AND YOU’RE STILL COMING OUT ON TOP, YOU’RE ALL BRAVE AS FUCK

[loki-cat2]