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WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE

[gayvian]

[gayvian]

[waspinfested]

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

[indoraptorz]

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Fixed

[inthefallofasparrow]

[sneakyfeets]

[kaelio]

my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

[kaelio]

the tag game on this post is so strong

[f85o-deactivated20230618]

[onceiwashere]

chopped judge: chef hedgehog… you have been chopped. you nibbled on the ingredients, took a nap on the counter, and didn’t plate anything. but our biggest concern is that you didn’t use any of the basket ingredients in your dish. so i’m afraid these are the reasons we’ve had to chop you today.

a hedgehog wearing a little chef’s hat: *attempting to climb out of a bowl on the counter*

[mis-edventures-deactivated20201]

[omghotmemes]

Poor Dan

[kaijuno]

Watched a kid in line ahead of me at the store get rung up and the cashier said “your total is 18.41” and without missing a beat the kid said “ah, the year I was born” and the cashier stopped and was like “I’m... sorry???”

[haunted-fen]

A brief insight into a world where animals vocalize like Pokémon:

Patient: “What’s wrong with me?”

Doctor: “Well let’s take a listen.”

Muffled voice from inside patient: “Tapeworm”

[kajimotomiya]

Yamato is the best Red sentai IMO, but this made me bust a gut laughing

Yamato is totally a dad

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[rathernoxic]

[tinderventure]

My life summed up

[rodrickheffeley]

obsessed with this reddit post

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

The best part is that OP made a "today I fucked up" thread about it and...:

[tiktokanimals]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ohth-moved-deactivated20191101]

[spookihope]

“uhHA”

[killorbekillian]

“You know, they say - they say you can’t joke about nothin’ today, and they say, ey, you can joke about whateva you want, you just gotta be - you just gotta be willing to offend somebody. And I am willing to offend somebody! So here comes my offensive joke: Uh, what do you call, uh, a man? …Stupid! Ah-haaah!”

[marshmallowdonutsprinkles]