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Feel this blade, unseelie made to turn inside of you. Sean/Fen | They/He | 28 Profile art made by meister-draws

[datasoong47]

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Damn. That really is a grackle.

[furryprovocateur]

this stupid fucking image sends me into hysterics every time

[cosmopoliturtle]

Pokemon Redesign #633-634-635 - Deino, Zweilous, Hydreigon

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[onyxcyon]

big fan of the whole deino line they’re so whimsical

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by Curtis Lanaghan

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

a blog with this single post on it just followed me and then immediately unfollowed me

[b-0-ngripper]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

[nick-nonya]

woa

[bathroomcube]

[onyxcyon]

big fan of the whole deino line they’re so whimsical

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[th-orne]

eastern emerald elysia, elysia chlorotica

(inaturalist)

[pokemoninaction]

Cofagrigus used Destiny Bond!

Runerigus used Destiny Bond!

Jolteon used Thunderbolt!

Decidueye used Spirit Shackle! (I didn't make a GIF for this)

Cofagrigus fainted!

Cofagrigus took Jolteon down with it!

Jolteon fainted!

Runerigus fainted!

Runerigus took Decidueye down with it!

Decidueye fainted!

~ Horizons Ep. 133

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[mrkanman]

king minos: get this monster out of my sight!! put it in a labryinth so i never have to look at it again!! gods holy fuck!!!

the minotaur, born like a day ago:

[monkeysky]

Minotaur is not a species

The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.

[murolo-moved]

actually he was named for his mother’s husband as a way of making fun of him, his dad was just a regular bull. so anyone else with a bull head has to be named after their mother’s husband, who is not their dad

[monkeysky]

Your dad isn’t always the bull that impregnated your mother. Sometimes, your real dad is the man who raised you and had a labyrinth built to imprison you.

[murolo-moved]

you got me there

[haltraveler]

The Minotaur’s name was actually Asterion, it was more like a title. So you’d actually be something like Dave the Kyletaur. 

[dajo42]

a 500 word short story with the same plot as your novel that explores how quickly the problem could be solved by sonic the hedgehog

[dajo42]

knuckles gamgee

[mightyoctopus]

[ID: …coidcy.e Getting to Mount Doom wasn’t a problem for Sonic, but, much like Frodo, giving up the ring was hard And this wasn’t just some piddly magic effect this time - Sonic’s very nature was built around keeping rings. Sobbing, he turned to his trusting friend Knuckles Gamgee. “Knuckles, I… I need you to punch me.” /end ID]