[kermitlesbian]

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

[kermitlesbian]

[naamahdarling]

I never thought I would live to see a "your mom" joke that doesn't degrade their mom.

[nsstym]

[anxeious]

[ruinedchildhood]

[tattoome]

credits ?

[662607015]

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

[transmutationisms]

they should make clothes that are designed by people who are familiar with human anatomy & physiology

[spockvarietyhour]

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024

[somecutething]

The dog went in to be neutered and the vet took a picture of the dog and sent it to his owner as soon as he woke up.

[briearesea]

[nrosei]

Her and coffee, perfect morning. ♡

[animusrox]

RESERVATION DOGS S02E07 "Stay Gold Cheesy Boy"

[muppetshow2026]

[zackisontumblr]

welcome to the public domain steamboat willie

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

[stalker-among-the-stars]

There is another way

[saintofpride201]

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

[lierdumoa]

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open

[space-blue]

[oscar-isaac]

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

[forsovngarde]

[stillmuseum]

[thebigbiwolf]

Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.

This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.

[thebigbiwolf]

Would love to show y'all but yeah

[thebigbiwolf]

[ryebreadgf]

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

[prettyaveragewhiteshark]

devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible

[rosalinastan]

it's almost like we need to entirely restructure society or something

[veralena-deactivated20240731]

man this politics shit is easy

[grickle14]

"Heeeeeeerree's KERMIE!!"

[zooophagous]

Grickle this is the best thing you've ever posted