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Follow the adventures of critical failures Martha, Lucy and Charlotte as they play through the world of Etomo in their first ever DnD campaign with DM Elisa

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Happy dnd-ing everyone

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Due to technical difficulties the next episode is being postponed until next Saturday- sorry folks!

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oi you lot episode 4 of the Four Critical Failures Podcast is out now so if y’all wanna listen to it go ahead you can find that cool dnd podcast raw audio on Libsyn and Spotify

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Ep. 3. Hung over and Hungry (for social equality)

Four Critical Failures DnD Podcast - Episode three out now on Libsyn and Spotify (it may take an hour or so before it loads onto Spotify though)

[Go to 5 minutes to skip the recap]

A hung over Lia, a bright eyed and ready Honey and a done-with-everyone Wednesday travel to Dusty hollow in the hopes of finding, and saving, the tower they believe to be there. But prejudice and a magical exemption field stand in their way...

Join critical failures Martha, Lucy, Charlotte and DM Elisa as they as they explore Etomo. 

Want to support the podcast? We have a pateron :) 

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Episode two is out

It's a little late but episode two was released not last Saturday but the Saturday before - you can find it on Spotify/Libsyn now :)

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Ep. 2. Away In A Manger

Lia, Wednesday and Honey, having narrowly escaped Druitsai after the first sphere fell, travel to Martiss in the hopes of saving the remaining spheres. 

What they didn't expect was a Christ like miracle, an evil statue and a shop selling only sand. Then again, things can be unpredictable when you're intoxicated and high as a kite. 

Join critical failures Martha, Lucy, Charlotte and DM Elisa as they as they explore Etomo. 

Listen to the Episode on Libsyn and Spotify

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hot take: Cooler Than Me is a nice guy song

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New DnD Podcast!

The first episode of the main campaign is out now on Libsyn and Spotify! 

For boobs that jiggle in intimidation, a not-high high-elf, and random bursts of singing, join us and listen to the Four Critical Failures Podcast!

Episode 1: The Fallen Shield - ‘The Main Campaign of the Four Critical Failures DnD podcast begins with Lia Lianna, Wednesday and Honey facing a fast approaching tide of Druitsai monsters, with little chance of survival. The outer sphere, one of four protecting the country Etomo, has crumbled. If our heroes make it out alive, they'll need to ensure the remaining three aren't destroyed, too, or all will be lost.

But when they aren't even sure where the Towers that are needed to keep the spheres up are, how can they hope to protect them? 

Join critical failures Martha, Lucy, Charlotte and DM Elisa as they scramble to save Etomo.’

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Main Campaign Countdown

The main campaign begins in two days

See you all then ;)

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Part 2 of Honey’s Backstory is out

The second, and final, part of Honey’s backstory is out now on Libsyn and Spotify! :) 

Listen to the Four Critical Failures soundtrack on soundcloud or donate to the project on pateron

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Due to garage band being stupid

(it has an issue where if you try to save your project it decides to instead delegate audio files... because saving and deleting are interchangeable, of course... Srsly apply fix this)

The final episode of Honey's backstory, snd the meeting of Honey and Wednesday will be delayed until tomorrow or until garage band stops being an incredibly incompetent price of software that wasted over six hours of my time -_- whichever comes first

(yes I'm very salty)

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Part 1 of Honey’s backstory is out now on Libsyn and Spotify!

(It make take a little longer for it to load on Spotify - so if it doesn’t show up on the playlist give it an hour or so to fully process) 

The final episode of the character backstories will be released in a fortnight which means - you guessed it - two weeks after that (a month from now) the real adventure will begin! Get excited!

You can find me on twitter, facebook and instagram under the handle of FourCriticalFailures, or email me on [email protected]. 

Want to support the production of this podcast? Check out my patreon, every contribution helps :) 

Happy DnDing everyone

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It’s June 1st so that means Pride month! I, the person who runs this account am a bisexual dude and have been out and proud for 6 years now!

Hope everyone in the community has a good time and stays safe!

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I'll join in the festivities - I, the runner of this blog, am a Lesbian and have been out for a few years now :) happy pride!

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Four Critical Failures DnD Podcast

A furry sex icon, a woman who talks to a broom and an elven scholar with a morally dubious past - what could go wrong? Critical failures Charlotte, Lucy and Martha, in their first ever DnD campaign, explore Etomo - a country enclosed within four magical spheres of protection that keep the apocalypse out. But trouble looms - the spheres seem set to crumble. by Elisa Failure

The first episode - a session 0/character backstory of Lia Lianna, one third of the four critical failures adventuring party!

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Dungeons and Dragons 👍

Dungeons and Drugs 👎

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Like the music in Four Critical Failures? Find it over on Soundcloud ;)

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