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a blog for saying things !

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I can often tell somebody has ADHD because even when they're standing still they vibrate in place like a plucked guitar string

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you know when you and that e-girl you fancied actually make it and hook up but you live in different cities and shit. yeah that was chill and dating some sort of girl creature is nice but you know when you’ve endured weeks of “would you love me if i was a lamp🥺🥺” and “please mod my stream please mod my stream please mod my stream” and “spit in my mouth” messages and you go to her place for date weekend and the smell just hits you like a wall when you open the door. homegirl got that reek. that no shower november, that cheap vodka and mcdonalds sweat vibe. That thank god you can’t smell me thru twitch kinda beat and you find her huddled in her cave watching whetever chinese cartoon is on the meme this week and before she gets at you with that “daddy i’m not dirty i’m just based and lainpilled” you drag her scrawny lil ass to the shower. she’s passed grimes and moved onto mud and baby you’re a gas station powerwasher. There’s no use resisting, you’re filled with the concerned rage of a diappointed parent. You ain’t daddy, you’re Father dearest. you hose her down properly but there is challenge waiting. the layers of filth, makeup and grease has formed a waterproof cocoon. girl putting the crusty in crustecean and you need a hammer and a chisel to break open the shell to get at the juicy pale white girlmeat inside. She makes a fuss like an angry cat and threaten to refuse wearing the asuka costume for you ever again, but she eventually drops the hissing and succumbs to the soap and water. Colours you ain’t ever seen before swirls around the drain hole and you just know you have to bleach the shit out of that later. Your creature is reborn as she emerges from the dirt and you remember why you love her. She’s beautiful. Cracked open and freed you dry her off with a towel and kiss her forehead. You cook her dinner after airing out her place and she nearly pukes before once again adjusting to solids. You two talk about how you feel as the evening drags on into the long night. Two humans connecting, breaking bread and caring for eachother. Love wins

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I remember when I first saw this post, I was unwell and probably stinking just like the girl from the text (minus the vodka) and I thought it was soo sweet and so loving.

Now after I've received some help and support, I don't see it as such anymore, and I probably wouldn't date somebody who would date a girl like that; I wouldn't date somebody who would've dated me when I was in that state.

But I would date somebody who'd help someone like that.

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They're called settings 'cause you set them

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The fact that Serbia and the Netherlands are in the same hardiness planting zone (zone 7) is kind of crazy.

Also crazy useful to me since I'll be able to translate gained knowledge and experience between the two locations

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The fact that monstera deliciosa is a vining plant is kind of crazy, it's not really marketed as that and noone tells you

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Jantelaw is alive and well in the Netherlands

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Sir! Morale is at an all time low! We need the pilots to make out with each other, asap!

Yes I recommended this last week but it's still of vital importance.

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My mom just has this endless sadness that is constantly overflowing and unbearable

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Cheap vitamin D supplements carried me through this winter

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When somebody clocks I'm being oh so especially helpful and nice to them and immediately mentions their partner 🫠😂 oh man

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In the Dutch culture there's a societal pressure to bottle-up emotions and I'm sick of it

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It's so toxic it delivers demon core levels of radiation to everyone exposed within seconds

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In the Dutch culture there's a societal pressure to bottle-up emotions and I'm sick of it

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one thousand mini crashouts

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https://www.parool.nl/columns-opinie/in-het-engels-bestellen-in-het-cafe-mijn-vader-moet-er-niets-van-hebben-ik-lust-wel-een-pikketanussie~b949214e/

I'm all for more spoken Dutch language among foreigners living in the Netherlands, but this is not the way to do it. Help your neighbour learn it, instead of taking your frustrations out by putting a struggling minimum wage worker on the spot. This is an asshole move.

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I got the gay thought inducing rays

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