The View from the Fifth Floor

HadwerdSkizzThe fandom tumblr that started it all *i kept this from original - don’t know what it means tho* Returned in 2022.

[queeraspirates]

sweet moments from Our Flag Means Death that were cut or not shown in full

we need all the deleted scenes and cuts, now please

[fouryearsafter]

Getting back to my roots - Tumblr fandoms.

[fouryearsafter]

[fouryearsafter]

It’s 2022 & I forgot Gravity Falls existed and decided to post this journal entry to Tumblr instead of Twitter. ✨

[the-modern-typewriter]

“Shh, it’s alright,” the villain said. “You’re doing beautifully and I’m so proud of you. But that’s enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me - you could never have won. It’s not your fault.”

[spacey--ace]

The ancient and powerful villain may have had a calm and gentle face as he spoke, but he was furious, not at the hero, but the gods for continually sending kids and teenagers to fight their battles.

[penny-anna]

How the rest of the Fellowship sees Gandalf: unknowably ancient & powerful wizard, highly intimidating, must be treated with respect, when he shows up in your kingdom you know shit’s about to go down

How the hobbits see Gandalf: fun uncle grandpa

[billy-hixx]

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson

[fouryearsafter]

Every time I watch these movies I catch something else 😂

[fyeahmovies]

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson

[penny-anna]

Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

[penny-anna]

~*~earlier~*~

Legolas: ugh fucking hobbits

Merry: Frodo what’d he say

Frodo: I’m not sure he speaks a weird dialect but I think he’s insulting us. I should tell him I can understand Elvish

Merry: I mean you could do that but consider

Merry: you can only tell him ONCE

Frodo: Merry. You’re absolutely right. I’ll wait.

[penny-anna]

#legolas’ hick accent vs #frodo’s ‘i learned it out of a book’ accent #FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Legolas: umm well your accent is horrible

Aragorn: *hollering from a distance* HIS ACCENT IS BETTER THAN YOURS LEGOLAS YOU SILVAN HICK

Frodo: :)

[fouryearsafter]

Ya’ll T H I S made my day #bless

[myreticentvale-deactivated20231]

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Couldn’t scroll

[thy-devil-princess-deactivated2]

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

[neverthere12345]

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know

[kushandwizdom]

““the glow up” is not simplified down to squats, face masks, and waist training. you can’t slap coconut oil on bleeding wounds and toxic energy.”

— Olivia Jade

[nicholewrites-deactivated202007]

Writing your own world’s mythology sounds hard until you realize most mythologies are created on the “oh, haven’t you heard?” principle

[yourbitchystudentwriter]

Some ancient Greek dude: hey why are you pregnant? You aren’t married

The lady about to come up with zeus: oh haven’t you heard?

[heatherbg-deactivated20201008]

ever noticed that girls never complain about being in the friendzone????? its because they understand what it means when someone says no

[mylifeisroosterteeth]

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because they dont want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Bonus: don’t spoil your child out of guilt and then tell them how expensive spoiling them is and how “unappreciative” they are because that will mess them up mentally too.

[hi]

don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others

[clowndaddyaf]

Pennywise: *existing*

Me: he’s beauty, he’s grace, I’d let him eat my face

[bichie-denzier]

Getchu a man who can do both