i am a simple man. i search for warmth and tiny spaces to curl up in
i like to have my head petted also
I diagnose you with cat

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@fox-king-vincent
i am a simple man. i search for warmth and tiny spaces to curl up in
i like to have my head petted also
I diagnose you with cat
characters that will most certainly get my attention in any media:
1. angsty, emo, traumatized, problematic asshole
2. dumb as hell. just real fucking stupid
[Just because white people couldn’t do it, doesn’t mean it was aliens]
“Fuck your wall.” - Stephen King
“Do something good for once”
maybe i’m overthinking things but the idea of some carol singers showing up at your door, telling you to bring out some pudding and insisting they won’t leave until they get it like in the classic “we wish you a merry christmas” is honestly terrifying
me: *opening the door* merry chr-
carol singer, pointing a glock at my head: your figgy pudding or your life
Oh I know this one!
It’s about an old English practice called Wassailing.
“In the middle ages, the wassail was an exchange between the feudal lords and their peasants… The lord of the manor would give food and drink to the peasants in exchange for their blessing and goodwill… Wassailing was associated with rowdy bands of young men who would enter the homes of wealthy neighbours and demand free food and drink… the householder refused, he was usually cursed, and occasionally his house was vandalized.”
Oh and the name comes from the mulled wine like alcohol they drunk while doing it. It mostly fell out of practice but they still do it in some places in Scotland.
Sources:
http://mentalfloss.com/article/522075/what-wassailing-anyway
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wassailing
so you’re telling me that on christmas day it was tradition that people would show up at the houses of the wealthy and powerful and demand to be provided for or else trash their house??? why did we stop doing that and how do we bring it back
We stopped because America was settled by the Puritans, who hated the tradition and its bombastic sinful ways so much that they completely abandoned celebrating Christmas AT ALL for about a century.
We bring it back by walking to the White House and demanding Trump give us some fucking figgy pudding.
My poor naive Sasuke.
And let’s be honest, what’s more destructive than those two getting along?
- and that’s it, I’m going to start using MangaStudio 4panel scheme. I still don’t get tumblr.
Part2
tumblr nsfw ban is gonna bring back cubism
#can’t flag the nipple if u can’t figure out where it is (via @irish-luthor)
“Got to meet and pet this three legged baby yesterday. Tripod friend. 😭❤️“
via r/foxes
Got this talk as an education major too. If you’re going into public service you serve all of the public.
Yesterday seemed as good a day as any to have a Mirialan feels-fest! This was the result. Barriss Offee is my favorite character in all of Star Wars, ever.
Tea is 90% of u don’t know what bears and butch lesbians look like
TOM HARDY ISNT A BEAR RUBY ROSE ISNT EVEN A LESBIAN WHEN WILL THIS FOOLERY STOP
it is a truth universally acknowledged
bitch ass nazis
drawn for valentine’s day some time ago.
What kind of fish is this?
Help spread the word: Obamacare deadline for health care coverage in 2019 is December 15. Pass it on.
Apparently your post will never be flagged if you mark it with a sfw tag and that’s what the bots are doing.
nice algorithm, staff!
Gotta ban sfw too now