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haiii :3c

[fox-mulder-stan]

oh what a shame 🤷‍♀️ what a rainy ending given to a perfect day 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[badjokesbyjeff]

T‌‌eacher: “‌‌If I‌‌ g‌‌ave y‌‌ou 2‌‌ c‌‌ats a‌‌nd a‌‌nother 2‌‌ c‌‌ats a‌‌nd a‌‌nother 2‌‌, h‌‌ow m‌‌any w‌‌ould y‌‌ou h‌‌ave?”

J‌‌ohnny: “‌‌Seven.”

T‌‌eacher: “‌‌No, l‌‌isten c‌‌arefully… I‌‌f I‌‌ g‌‌ave y‌‌ou t‌‌wo c‌‌ats, a‌‌nd a‌‌nother t‌‌wo c‌‌ats a‌‌nd a‌‌nother t‌‌wo, h‌‌ow m‌‌any w‌‌ould y‌‌ou h‌‌ave?”

J‌‌ohnny: “‌‌Seven.”

T‌‌eacher: “‌‌Let m‌‌e p‌‌ut i‌‌t t‌‌o y‌‌ou d‌‌ifferently. I‌‌f I‌‌ g‌‌ave y‌‌ou t‌‌wo a‌‌pples, a‌‌nd a‌‌nother t‌‌wo a‌‌pples a‌‌nd a‌‌nother t‌‌wo, h‌‌ow m‌‌any w‌‌ould y‌‌ou h‌‌ave?”

J‌‌ohnny: “‌‌Six.”

T‌‌eacher: “‌‌Good. N‌‌ow i‌‌f I‌‌ g‌‌ave y‌‌ou t‌‌wo c‌‌ats, a‌‌nd a‌‌nother t‌‌wo c‌‌ats a‌‌nd a‌‌nother t‌‌wo, h‌‌ow m‌‌any w‌‌ould y‌‌ou h‌‌ave?”

J‌‌ohnny: “‌‌Seven!”

T‌‌eacher: “‌‌Johnny, w‌‌here i‌‌n t‌‌he h‌‌eck d‌‌o y‌‌ou g‌‌et s‌‌even f‌‌rom?!”

J‌‌ohnny: “‌‌Because I‌‌’ve a‌‌lready g‌‌ot a‌‌ f‌‌reaking c‌‌at!”

[gertrudisnacht]

I love pics of tiny cats where the pic is taken a bit further away to put into perspective how ridiculously tiny the cat is like

[franzkafkagf]

not all of it is bad i think….…. we are going to be okay i think.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

more “grown up” books should be illustrated. i want PICTURES FUCK DAMMIT

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[zetrystan]

Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)! 

Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎

[zetrystan]

The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…

[sammi-fae]

It got better!🥺💙

[itsellanutella]

The wolf in sheep’s clothing*

[dirtyboythoughtz92]

Love this❤😁

[ink-the-artist]

The Neighbors Are Getting Drunk and Singing in the Wheat Fields Again

Keep reading

[memeuplift]

Follow @memeuplift for more wholesome memes! 

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

whoever invented stuffed animals really just understood whats important in life. sometimes you just wanna hold a guy

[sosuperawesome]

Jemlington on Instagram

[studentlifeproblems]

[trekmemes-deactivated20220205]

As Shatner takes a joyride in Bezos’ penis rocket today, it’s hard not to think of how many people here on Earth are hungry and desperate due to Amazon’s wage theft, destruction of sustainable economies, and mistreatment of its workers.

Space privatization isn’t a way forward, for American culture or for our world as a whole. It’s time to vocally disavow publicity stunts like Blue Origin, SpaceX, and the ‘second space race’.

[shittysawtraps]

Hello Julia. For too long you have used minimalism to get away with creating bland and ugly interiors for your clients. You charged people money to make their homes look like hospital wards. The key to unlock your trap is pure white. As you can see before you, so is the rest of the room. Find the key and unlock your trap, or you will become the splash of colour. Live or die. Make your choice.

[lemonsweet-moved]

Why do ppl keep saying that they make a mean dish why's it gonna be mean why does every thing have to be evil 😔 so much hate in the world

[girlballs-archive]

i make a tender, caring roast chicken that'll kiss you so so much

[indoorvoices]

I make a mac n cheese so good you could fuck it

[highgaydrama-deactivated2023110]

if I woke up in a saw trap I would simply go back to sleep

[sydmarch]

[boyplushie]

[image ID: a set of tumblr tags, separated by semicolons in this ID, reading "oh man same; that little fucking ghoul-puppet would be like. ok she's awake; and then i roll over and go *honk shoo! honk shoo! mi mi mi mi!*" /end image ID.]

[happyheidi]

museum date??? coffee shop date??? art gallery date??? walk in the park date??? late night walk date??? picnic date?????? yes please!!!! ♡ (x)

[futuristicballoondream-deactiva]

This, but can I add: friend date

It’s really important and healthy to spend time one-on-one quality time with your pals - not every outing between two people has to be romanticised and these things are all great ways of getting to know somebody better, the deep thoughts, preferences etc that they might not feel comfortable sharing in a group setting. Invest your time and attention in all relationships, not just romantic ones.

[happyheidi]

Second that! ‘Date’ for me is not something that has to be romantic in nature, so I completely agree with this! Thank you for the lovely add-on! ♡ here’s to investing in relationships, not just romantic ones!

[enbyzombies]

KEEP FASHION WEIRD. WEAR OLD AND WORN CLOTHES. WEAR THAT SHIRT FROM GOODWILL THAT HAS A SLOGAN THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE. WEAR A SKIRT WITH ThE UGLIEST PATTERN ON IT. WEAR THOSE SOCKS, YOU KNIW THE ONES. MISMATCH SHOES. WEAR DENIM ON DENIM. SPLATTER YOUR PANTS WITH PAINT. FUCK FASHION. DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU THINK MAKES YOU LOOK COOL.