Noey

I have no idea what I’m doing, ever!

[distance-does-not-matter]

girl who started a load on laundry: I’m gonna change my life I’m gonna clean my whole house I’m gonna go on a walk

[catchymemes]

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

original post [x]

[dajo42]

this is the happiest day of my life

[laloon]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Too soon

[saheeli-rais-wife]

65 million years…

[randomslasher]

Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs. So the light getting bigger every night is going to pass by harmlessly, and Steve and Carl can go on enjoying the stars together until they die of old age, since Carl has very few natural predators at his size and I bet he’ll protect Steve, if he needs it (though small, fast and carnivorous as Steve is, he probably won’t). 

So it’s all good!! 

[gardenofroseandthorn]

That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.

[amurderofkittens]

I was ready to be heartbroken again. Thank you for making it happy after all.

[saywhat-politics]

Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

[queerculus]

Trump removed bird safety regulations in his first term and now bird flu is killing so many laying hens that eggs are $5 a carton

Trump removed food safety standards his first term and now we have recalls every few weeks

Trump cut the subsidies for the solar farms under construction so now electricity costs more

Trump disbanded the pandemic response team and we now we have bird flu and tuberculosis outbreaks

[1liv]

JI CHANG-WOOK as YOON GIL-HO in GANGNAM B-SIDE (2024)

[itsellanutella]

My man 🥹

[mun-dane]

on love arriving unannounced

[mun-dane]

so overwhelmed by the love my little poem received, i wanna cry

[midori1974hijau]

[cantalope-enthusiast-blog]

[nickelodeonhistory]

cartoon network on nickelodeon in 1999. an off-channel promo for cartoon cartoon fridays snuck onto nick’s airwaves via unmonitored local ad buys.

[chongoblog]

An unbelievable power play

[seriousfic]

Nickelodeon execs watching their own channel:

[poopbuttpantsbluerg-blog]

I really liked that, in the last few moments of the finale, the only people to make Korra smile were the kids

[weaponsofmassdisruption]

Not what I expected coming from John Green

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I said what I said.

[hithisismeandmyfaces]

[quantum-dragon]

“I’m tired of voting every 4 years”

You’re 26 and there’s 80 year old black women who remember a time when they couldn’t vote but STILL aren’t tired of it. Maybe it’s a skill issue on your part.

[what-even-is-thiss]

You should also be voting more often than every four years. Use your rights that people fought and bled for.

[cookieinstinct]

any trans person reading this I love you

any woman reading this I love you

any poc minority reading this I love you

any queer person reading this I love you

[evilwizard]

just got fired from my government job… apparently they can control the weather with space lasers now so they don’t need me to stand on a dark tower and chant in a big bellowing voice to summon clouds and winds of fear and frost

[theonlyspiral]

sorry to hear that, but it's happening all over. i recently got replaced at my job of luring sailors to their death on the rocks by an iphone and a loudspeaker

[caffeinewitchcraft]

That’s a bummer to hear everyone is getting hit :/ I got replaced as the ghoul shaking your pipes and creaking your floorboards at 3am by shoddy new construction that does it on its own

[edsrosetattoo]

This is the best idea in the history of film.

[cherrystrawberrie]

I`m not gonna explain myself

[manga-and-stuff]

[red-mercer]

Something something equivalent exchange

[mollyjames]

In order to get the best of both worlds, one must first offer something of equal value

[jenpsaki]

Petition to stop Jd Vance from ever discussing women’s healthcare again

[jenpsaki]

@coralreeferband how dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[amateur]

she is going home to make soup. (via)

[pyre-the-thing]

Reblog for soup girl

[bloody-batty]

REBLOG FOR SOUP GIRL‼️