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We at fox news are happy to announce @vixxy-foxy-izzy is now part of our broad team of reporters working here at Fox News

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:O

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you can't just not talk to babies after they're born to see what little fucked-up language they develop. you can't do that anymore. if you try to not hold a baby after it's born to see what happens they'll say "hey! hold your baby!". and if you wanna just put a bunch of babies alone on an island together, to see what happens, they'll stop you. you can't do any of that anymore. because of woke

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No it isn't? People do that all the time! Just ask @fox-news-offical !

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Uhh- yes you can! F o x B a b i e s

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When you misspell so hard some of ur misspellings become a gag you now do 24/7 on purpose

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NO. NO YOU CAN’T DO THIS DO ME.

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ε:

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AAAAAGGGGGHHH

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I fell like you did a typo-

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do you want to see a typo cuz i can show you a typo.

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🤨

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lsitne its nbto thats hard to fo some toyos. all you gotaa do is pay a ltilrw tol mcyh attention tow hat you’re doing. i toykw liek thsi to most of my firnsds all thw tiem. so much so that me and one fiend can undedstand eveurb word perfectly.

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Spmeone cpuld clesröy steal my jpb

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THERE’S AN OFFICAL FOR THIS???

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Tjere indwwd is!

@wannablegendary os my maon lolz, thsts why I thpugzt this cpuld be finny to respind sith thos blog ε:

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oh ymy lodey lrod lord. oh this is wondeful. i loev this. best oofficla blog i’ve ssne yet.

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Hehe tjank you~

Thos was loterally my forst non-greekmyth offical

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intereting. i have ien officla blog. and seveal other roelpaky blhos. it’s insnae actually. i thingk i have like. atleast tlwebe blogs totlal.

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Uhh I have all mine in my intro lolz (reblogging this here again to not crowd my offical)

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i’m going to follow all of them.

(also fair)

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IT’S A BABY

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It indeed is-

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BREAKING: Fox Performs “Ground Dive” In Bold Move Against Snow-Based Rodent Activity

In what officials are calling a “precision pounce,” this fox executed a flawless face-first descent into the earth’s frosty crust earlier today.

Eyewitnesses describe the scene as “equal parts majestic and mildly concerning.”

“We thought he was gone forever,” said one squirrel. “Then the tail moved. We panicked.”

The fox has since emerged victorious, unbothered, and covered in snow.

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What if I were to give you an anonymous tip that foxes are cute fuzzy wuzzy little guys, could you spin that into a news story

ANONYMOUS TIP LEADS TO SHOCKING REVELATION: FOXES ARE, IN FACT, LITTLE GUYS

Earlier today, Fox News received an anonymous submission claiming that foxes are “cute fuzzy wuzzy little guys.” After a rigorous 14-second investigation, our team has confirmed this as completely accurate.

“We tried to deny it,” said Senior Analyst Barkley McTail. “But then we looked at this fox with its eyes squinched in the sunshine like it’s feeling peace for the first time. And we cried.”

The public is advised to proceed with caution—continued exposure may cause uncontrollable squeaking and the desire to curl up in moss.

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DEVELOPING: Fox Achieves Perfect Circle, Scientists Baffled

In a rare natural occurrence, this fox has entered what experts are calling “the highest known form of loaf.”

“It’s mathematically flawless,” said one analyst. “We tried to replicate it with a protractor and some string. We failed.”

Officials urge the public to remain calm and not interrupt. Nap is in progress.

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LOCAL FOX DEEMED "TOO CUTE TO BE ARRESTED," SAY AUTHORITIES

Earlier this morning, officers responding to reports of “loitering fluff” were met with the scene pictured above.

“We approached with caution,” said one official, “but the suspect tilted her head and sat on her own tail. We had no choice but to pet her.”

No charges filed. Investigation ongoing.

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Can I work with you I promise I won't manipulate the broadcast

We at Fox News appreciate every application, however we have to ensure our viewers safety when watching the program

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This is me (The girl) I'm really nice I went to college at Harvard

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I'm sorry, we only take foxes as our reporters

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Me

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Sir you've changed appearence twice already

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IT'S MA'AM 😡😡😡😡😡 I AM SHANNON DEBUSSY (spelled Jojo Siwa)

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Whatever your gender is, we will not employ you

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I employed myself

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Then we fire you

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Do you know who my father is

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(I LOWK GOT JUMPSCARED IT'S 2AM 😭)

nice for you

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So are you all foxes, or do you just only post fox related news, or both?

Considering @vixxy-foxy-izzy is here uh- both!

[fox-news-offical]

Can I work with you I promise I won't manipulate the broadcast

We at Fox News appreciate every application, however we have to ensure our viewers safety when watching the program

[girlsinginginthewreckage99-deac]

This is me (The girl) I'm really nice I went to college at Harvard

[fox-news-offical]

I'm sorry, we only take foxes as our reporters

[girlsinginginthewreckage99-deac]

Me

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Sir you've changed appearence twice already

[girlsinginginthewreckage99-deac]

IT'S MA'AM 😡😡😡😡😡 I AM SHANNON DEBUSSY (spelled Jojo Siwa)

[fox-news-offical]

Whatever your gender is, we will not employ you

[girlsinginginthewreckage99-deac]

I employed myself

[fox-news-offical]

Then we fire you

[fox-news-offical]

Can I work with you I promise I won't manipulate the broadcast

We at Fox News appreciate every application, however we have to ensure our viewers safety when watching the program

[girlsinginginthewreckage99-deac]

This is me (The girl) I'm really nice I went to college at Harvard

[fox-news-offical]

I'm sorry, we only take foxes as our reporters

[girlsinginginthewreckage99-deac]

Me

[fox-news-offical]

Sir you've changed appearence twice already

[girlsinginginthewreckage99-deac]

IT'S MA'AM 😡😡😡😡😡 I AM SHANNON DEBUSSY (spelled Jojo Siwa)

[fox-news-offical]

Whatever your gender is, we will not employ you

[fox-news-offical]

Can I work with you I promise I won't manipulate the broadcast

We at Fox News appreciate every application, however we have to ensure our viewers safety when watching the program

[girlsinginginthewreckage99-deac]

This is me (The girl) I'm really nice I went to college at Harvard

[fox-news-offical]

I'm sorry, we only take foxes as our reporters

[girlsinginginthewreckage99-deac]

Me

[fox-news-offical]

Sir you've changed appearence twice already

[fox-news-offical]

Can I work with you I promise I won't manipulate the broadcast

We at Fox News appreciate every application, however we have to ensure our viewers safety when watching the program

[girlsinginginthewreckage99-deac]

This is me (The girl) I'm really nice I went to college at Harvard

[fox-news-offical]

I'm sorry, we only take foxes as our reporters

[fox-news-offical]

Can I work with you I promise I won't manipulate the broadcast

We at Fox News appreciate every application, however we have to ensure our viewers safety when watching the program

[fox-news-offical]

We at fox news are happy to announce @vixxy-foxy-izzy is now part of our broad team of reporters working here at Fox News

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BREAKING: Local Fox Declares Spring “Sniffable”

In an exclusive interview beneath a blooming cherry tree, Senior Field Reporter Fern the Fox confirmed that the blossoms "smell like dreams and bees." Sources close to the fox report she held paws with a human briefly before trotting off to nap in a sunbeam.

More updates as the situation continues to be adorable.