Pullin' thé ol' shoot n' scoot

30s, artist, website developer, introvert. I don't check any @s you send my way, Ill only reblog your anon hate if its funny enough.

[thecryptkeeper]

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

[heron-knight]

”Hey there, folks—Cave Johnson here. Did you know that ever since our marketing department decided that rainbow capitalism was the way forward, Aperture Science has risen to within the top 25 queer-friendly companies in the country? That’s right, whether it’s wormhole technology or pandering to a target audience, you can always expect nothing but the best from us. But wait—it. gets. better. We crunched the numbers, and guess what? With our new policy of covering costs for any and all gender affirming services for employees, we’re just 350 satisfied patients away from making it to the top ten! Granted… we do only have a total of 234 trans employees here at the moment. Good news though! The lab girls say they’re working on a plan to find 116 more! They’re hard at work on it currently, and I don’t know about you but I can’t wait to see— in the meantime though, they’ve been handing out flag stickers for pride month. Apparently, if you wear them directly on your skin and change them twice a week, that means you’re showing maximum solidarity.”

[fr3nstimu1ator]

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

Jokes that The Onion would ruin your life for making these days

[slavicgerman]

The noticing will go on until further notice.

[homodennis]

dennis reynolds has arrived at the met gala!

[segamascott]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[meow-moment]

i do not minmax i do not play competitively i do not optimize my build i do not grind i do not topscore i do not give a shit about leaderboards. i play to have fun and if im not having fun i go do something else

[magnificentwarlocklair]

[mousenemy]

[livelovelaugh-777]

[thisbibliomaniac]

companies will be like "we put real food in the food this time" and expect you to clap

[thisbibliomaniac]

AND THEY'RE LYING!!!!!!!!

[hollers-and-holmes]

Are you like the only guy who hasn’t been in Jerusalem this weekend? still one of the funniest beats in Scripture

[mademoiseli]

While they were talking and discussing together, Jesus himself drew near and went with them. But their eyes were kept from recognizing him. And he said to them, “What is this conversation that you are holding with each other as you walk?” And they stood still, looking sad. Then one of them, named Cleopas, answered him, “Are you the only visitor to Jerusalem who does not know the things that have happened there in these days?” (Luke 24:15-18)

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[remanence-of-love]

[bubbleteavangelist]