Foxy

Story Writer, aspiring Voice Actor, lover of animals. a true gem.

[wreckham]

ive been thinking of making this for literal years pls just fucking take it

[foxoffun]

I know a few people that need this lol.

[hylianhick]

Credit to @nilla-waifu for this hilarious idea

[trilllizard666]

Sword Art Online is shit

not cause Kirito immediately has every female character fall madly in love with him immediately when female MMO players ain’t give a shit

it’s not because it’s terribly written with extraneous characters

it’s not because it’s a blatant neet power fantasy

no no it’s cause everyone’s got completely normal, mundane usernames and not “ballsmasher420″ “cockgoblin” “238230583927432432473294″ “dearth_vader_2″ or some incomprehensible japanese puns

[baishujinkou]

[foxoffun]

If I remember correctly. The abridged series fixes that problem XD

[totalspiffage]

Please consider Eraserhead but instead of his normal goggles he just wears shutter shades

[stickydoona]

A real party animal

[fucking-zawa-sensei]

It moves and I love it.

[futuristiccrystal]

So let me tell you about Megan

Lmaoooo the girl at my youth group is acting like such a victim rn I was literally just talking abt how Garnet is just two gems fused together and how they’re a lesbian couple w some other kids that are also supportive of LGBT+ and she disappeared for a whole hour only to come back all sad and crying n shit and have everyone all concerned, only for her to respond: “I just don’t understand how she thinks it’s ok for two girls to like eachother like that. What kind of person supports such vile behavior in the face of god???”

UHH??? BITCH NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION???? IVE KNOWN YOU SINCE 6TH GRADE AND YOU KEEP WONDERING WHY I AVOID YOU????? THIS IS FUCKING W H Y LMAOOO

YOU SERIOUSLY THINK THAT IM INTENTIONALLY HURTING YOUR FEELINGS???

Ive known this girl for so long and I’ve done so many innocent things that she just doesn’t understand. She constantly guilts me for doing things that don’t include her.

Fucking, I drew pikachu and she goes “Hey please don’t talk about, or draw Pokémon around me anymore bc I don’t understand it and I don’t want you doing it”

I drew Bendy??? “That’s a demon, you’re catholic you shouldn’t be drawing such evil things”

Reunited with my best friend in 8th grade that I hadn’t seen since 5th???? “Please don’t hang out with him, I have a weird feeling that he’s gonna beat me up” i asked why. “I don’t know I just don’t like him”

It wasn’t until freshman year that I realized she was doing all this just so she could have my full attention

Now when I mention LGBT+??? “You really shouldn’t be talking about those… people… they haven’t seen god’s light and have no way out. They’ll probably drag you into their false religion too.”

Guys

This girl

Thinks the LGBT+ community…

Is a fucking religion…..

And her poor dad is being forced to stay married to her mom because the mom is guilting him saying ‘you’re gonna leave me with all these mouths to feed and I’m gonna succumb to the temptation to commit adultrey~’

But yeah long story short: Don’t be like Megan.

And if you have a friend like Megan? Just tell them to fuck off.

[foxoffun]

Genuine words of wisdom here.

[foxoffun]

I felt this sweety had to be shown to the world.

[futuristiccrystal]

Webcomic cover dudes 👀

I’m gonna try my best to get started on this project and I hope you guys’ll enjoy it when it’s out! 💖💖💖💖💖👌💖

[leaves-for-the-soul-blog]

Do you ever hear someone say they want to beat the shit out of you, but you secretly REALLY want them to try something so you can let out 6 months of repressed rage and anxiety in the form of bashing their head through a wall but you can’t show it because you need to uphold your public image to keep your social status?

[dex-ter-ous]

Yes.

[theoldandinactive]

Dear fucking God

YES

[foxoffun]

Oooooooh yes

[bluesymoon]

this is the future liberals want

[foxoffun]

Too Mas Amigos.

[curseworm]

human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

[lemonsharks]

Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing

monkey brain: I’m suspicious but keep talking

[foxoffun]

I've notice a strange influx in the strength of the monkey brain.

[starshinebeast]

ATTENTION ARTISTS: Need help calculating your commission prices?

A tool that I’ve found is really handy is a called the Cash Clock. It’s a simple program that measures both the time that you’re working on a piece as well as how much money you should be earning. You can adjust the hourly wage to whatever you feel is right. Simply start the clock whenever you begin working on a project right up until you’re finished. It can give you a clear indication of what you should charge for commissions.

No artist should make below minimum wage for their artwork.

The Cash Clock is found as a download here. 

My art tumblr

My deviantart

[tiergan-vashir]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE THIS INSTEAD OF CHARGING PEANUTS FOR YOUR BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK. 

Please, please, please at least make sure you’re making minimum wage.

[unu-nunium]

@ask-drunk-chara

[logan-exe]

Woha

[foxoffun]

@dex-ter-ous

[foxoffun]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_F5NN2icRQ) 

My most recent audio. Dedicated to the love of my life, @dex-ter-ous

[dex-ter-ous]

I just realized I can’t trick-or-treat anymore. I’m a grown ass adult.

I need to make small humans to collect candy for me.

[theoldandinactive]

Because of how this is phrased I so badly wanted to say “just go buy some candy.”

But the alternative is funnier, and I refuse to be that adult 😂

[dex-ter-ous]

Buying what you want is for… adults.

I refuse to submit to adulthood. My tiny humans and I will fucking destroy the rules of society.

[foxoffun]

Boi... You betta watch yourself with them tags!!!

[dex-ter-ous]

NEVER.

In my life.

Have I

EVER.

pre-heated the oven before everything was ready to go in it.

[dex-ter-ous]

I’m not sure who’s the crazy anarchists; the people who don’t pre-heat the oven first, or the people who DO

[foxoffun]

Although @dex-ter-ous ,most people remember to turn it of when they are done #shadowball

[dryeguy]

You know what I rarely see as an AU for any series?

A Sleepover AU.

Like a nice, wholesome, slice of life comedy AU where whatever series and its characters just have lovely time engaging in silly shenanigans.

Just a thought.

[dryeguy]

I still stand by this post.

Sleepover AUs are nice and are hella underappreciated.

[dex-ter-ous]

What an eventful sleepover that would be

@futuristiccrystal - o shit he need sum milk

@foxoffun - s e e i n g  t h r o u g h  t i m e

@max-out-of-ten - birb juice

@scriibs - wheredidthisnoodlecomefrom??

@oolay-tiger - #seduction

@dryeguy - #wasn’tready

@broken-sanity13 and i - fuckin SIC

[foxoffun]

But I do though... Futures gonna get real weird...

[foxoffun]

This is my war

This is an audio of what I struggle with alone in my mind everyday. Be warned, involves difficult subject matter. But if you do watch it. I ask you listen till the very end...

https://youtu.be/zQCLyMAg1Sg

[foxoffun]

Memories of a rough night haunting not just my mind. But my body and car... I'll be releasing an audio tonight, keep your eyes peeled for it. Tags