bivypool is the best pun i have ever made.

[[## icon by @rosey-rue ##]] || I'm going to post dumb cats here by the way. || and art. || and opinions. || run away excusionists. i'm going to eat you with a bear trap and make "nom nom nom" noises while i do.

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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

[say-never]

I like big boys

itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys

inner city boys

I like the pretty boys with the bow tie

Get your nails did, let it blow dry

I like a big beard, 

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate, come and get a taste

From the playboys 

to the gay boys

Go and slay, boys, you my fave boys

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[foxtwiggins]

Me for drops

[yazzdonut]

i got the last ps4 vocaloid game and honestly??? i feel like im back in 2008 and i also feel so attacked bc of that

did you know these guys should be 24 years old now? incredible

[beejamas]

water will destroy you

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

came across a dame rolling in the cumquats today. she was wrought with a reserved whimsy, she will haunt my thoughts for the next few weeks, i think.

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

the mistress herself

[foxtwiggins]

Madam!

[sp4rkles-deactivated20170531]

credit and qr codes here (click on the dress you want)

[dare-i-say-asexual]

And With This Fucking Glock I Protect Nonbinary and Trans WLW

[likkistu-ormur-deactivated20200]

I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out.  Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something

and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said “No, but they show up every time I come out, I think they just know my truck” and this guy is well-known among the local bees and lets them sit on his hand and eat his honey and I just really like the bee guy

[fieldbears]

What more of an endorsement could you hope for

[hashtagloveloses]

you met a fucking forest nymph

[sexycraisinthanos]

All the gays right now

[sexycraisinthanos]

I posted this at 12 am with no tags how did you guys find this are you ok

[sexycraisinthanos]

IT’S HALLOWEEN

[foxtwiggins]

The smplive fandom isin shambles!

Wild.

[markiplier]

Starting a Cult

Reblog to join.

We’ve got snacks.

[markiplier]

Here are the snacks.

Reblog to eat.

[markiplier]

Here’s some drinks.

Reblog to drink.

We love you.

[markiplier]

My friends.

I’ve heard tell that a coven has formed.

That news alone concerns me. However my closest allies have informed me that some of you have betrayed your oaths to the cult.

It goes without saying that we shall conduct no business with any debased and diseased coven. And yet I hear that some of you are double dealing.

This will not be tolerated.

Take this torch.

We will purge this evil from within us and then we will burn this coven’s pillow fort to the ground.

Reblog to stay loyal.

[markiplier]

My friends...

We’ve done it.

We’ve purged every trace of that disgusting coven from this land.

And what better way to celebrate after a long hard day of snacking and purging than...

A pool party.

Reblog to jump on in.

Be sure to grab a mouthful of snacks before you do. And remember.

We love you.

[gooseplumes]

if you hated pink and/or blue as a kid because of the forced implication of rigid gendering of things that you knew you didn’t want to be a part of and as a kid you took it out on the colour but were able to embrace the colour(s) divorced from the bullshit as you grew up and were able to make your own choices about colour and now feel much more free to like pink and/or blue clap your hands

[foxtwiggins]

Clap clap

[fslut]

Oh this hit all my red flags, I've torn down 3 already just walking Malaya to the park

[fslut]

If you see shit like this Especially outside your local highschools rip it down there's a 80% chance this is a trafficking scam

[fslut]

Thankfully seems I'm not the only one in town who feels this way

[fslut]

This is totally ok to rb by the way

[fslut]

Scam signs:

Targeting teens

No actual mention of the job company or what you'll be doing

Paid daily

Promises of trips and prizes

Encouraging you to bring a friend or relative who's also a teen

[mleprae]

albino hollyleaf - #18

sometime holly leaves get stuck on her fur but thats ok, soon they will be just fallen leaves and rot

[bogleech]

Because I still see the same misconceptions somewhere EVERY DAY, reminder that wasps not only pollinate, but can pollinate at least everything bees can pollinate, not always as efficiently but more than adequately, and work double time as predators regulating almost all other insect populations. We could in fact more easily survive without bees than we could without wasps.

[foxtwiggins]

But BEES aren't bitch ass motherfuckers are they

[fungipeg]

I always imagined Yellowfang’s starclan design to reflect the way how she died.

Not a headcanon, but I still think it’s a cool idea!