WhimseyMusings

Sometimes nonsensical, sometimes poignant (not likely), usually irrel(v)ev(r)ant.

[thebootydiaries]

the things i do for u guys

[ghostthinxx]

I can’t fucking believe that a cartoon predicted this

[sqrrlbot]

From the latest episode.

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

A classic case of “I don’t care about your rights but once they wronged me, it’s over”

[reverseracism]

Was I supposed to feel sorry for her?

[bonkai-diaries]

I just saw her tonight being interviewed on tv saying her and many other people she knows have buyers remorse and were infuriated when Trump nominated Mnuchin. She added “instead of draining the swamp, he’s filled it with alligators” and I’m just like 

[onecrazycarny]

I think this tweet pretty much sums it up

The full article: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/trump-voter-lost-home-treasury-secretary-43923824

More Trump supporters regretting their life decisions: https://trumpgrets.tumblr.com/

[buzzfeedau]

BuzzFeed: At any point during the casting of Danny Rand, was there a discussion of casting an Asian of half-Asian actor? Especially considering Iron Fist was created in 1974, a time when we didn’t think about cultural appropriation the way we do now?

Jeph Loeb, Head of Marvel TV: To answer that, just really flat out, the way the story is told and when people see the story, the importance of Danny as an outsider is something that is a theme that runs throughout the entire show, so I think once they see it, they’ll understand why the story is told the way it’s told.

[runwithskizzers]

HEY GUESS WHAT

EAST ASIAN-AMERICANS CAN TELL YOU HOW THEY ARE STILL OUTSIDERS IN THEIR OWN CULTURE BC OF THEIR AMERICAN IDENTITIES

SO FUCK RIGHT OFF 

FUCK

RIGHT

OFF 

[runwithskizzers]

I’m adding in my tweets bc I was calmer over there 

[runwithskizzers]

i kept going

[lizardbby]

not a day goes by where i do not give thanks for Nicki Minaj

[maxsinterceptor-deactivated2015]

Woman demands an orgasm, gets called high-maintenance

[baskervee-deactivated20200406]

And she doesn’t want women to demand MORE orgasms. She thinks they should demand an orgasm, PERIOD. She’s talking about women who get fucked and then get nothing in return. 

These people try to paint her in a bad light so bad smh

[friendlycloud-blog]

Notice also how fifty-fifty is called ‘high maintenance’.

[freifraufischer]

[badscienceshenanigans-deactivat]

DRAG THEM NEIL

[goochie-mane]

Me shopping online: Wow this is a steal for only 89.99$

Shipping and handling 7.99$*

Me:

[textonly]

[captfuzzybuns-deactivated202004]

Thank you!

[prince-ardyn-lucis-caelum]

Told ya to stop thinking about a third party.

[fishyandclintbarton]

This is the most genius thing i’ve seen in years. Thank you happytoast.co.uk 💯

[alphaflyer]

The internet can be a marvellous place.

[tielan]

*DED OF LAFF* *DED*

[justgot1]

*WEEPING*

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

ah yes. it must be so difficult. so much pressure to cast a Chinese actress to play a Chinese character who saved all of China.

[knotbulian]

[no-chill-at-all]

[juuliaroberts]

LISTEN

[tamboochie]

that 3rd pic he thinkin bout me

[madhoshiyaan]

k3g’s legendary white people imitation

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Karen Zack (@teenybiscuit)

[chescaleigh]

I love this meme so much. It’s just missing my favorite 

[refinery29]

As if winning an Oscar weren’t enough, it turns out Lupita Nyong’o can SERIOUSLY rap

The 33-year-old star posted a video that introduced the world to her alter ego: TROUBLEMAKER. Nyong'o’s rap persona blew everyone away with her freestyling skills, and gave us a detailed retelling of her life in the process. 

Gifs: @lupitanyongo

WATCH THE VIDEO

[moonblossom]

Just when I thought I could not love this woman more than I already did…

[elucubrare]

WebMD Middle Ages

Q: I have, of late, felt strange pain in mine elbow

A: Prepare thy soul to be shriven, for thou hast THE PLAGUE

[sashayed]

Try These Home Remedyes

take in thy hand a Scourge haveing 3 Tayles, and with it flagellate thy sinnful bodye in the publick Road, crying Mercie of God 

have lesse blood

hast thou tried Arsenic

Was This Helpful aye | nay 36 out of 39 serfs founde thys helpfull

[roachpatrol]

if thou dost not posess a sufficiency of time for the weaving of thine own sacks for a sackcloth & ashys perdition garment, store boute ys fine

[sashayed]

Thys Knave Hath Procured the True & Grislye Fyngre-Bone of St. Agrippina. Thou’lt Credit NOT What Thanne Transpired 

[derichelieu]

#Doctours HATE Hym!: Lerne of a Varlet Who Hath Physicked Himself With Only Treacle (x)

[k1mkardashian]