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[ithelpstodream]

how to be an ally: martin bühler edition

[tunte]

[tarynel]

Helen

[christophernolans-deactivated20]

[faking-fairytales-deactivated20]

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

[mzhr-deactivated20191219]

Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

[the-real-eye-to-see]

[cheskamouse]

Imagine being a Half-Dragon or Dragonborn from one of these…

[krishnath]

Or a kobold descendant from one.

[cheskamouse]

Yes. I was thinking about a Kobold D&D character. I do that often and now D&D 5h allows it.. so, 

Kobold Sorceress with the Dragon Bloodline =D

[5theditionhomebrewing-deactivat]

Guess I have some work to do. 

[yee-nagaram]

Earth dragon variant! Wait are those a thing in 5e yet?

[theemotionaldm-deactivated20200]

They aren’t, unfortunately.

[thenatsdorf]

Good morning. (via _gamzadori_)

[bumblebee-pd]

*walks into pharmacy*

hello yes i would like to purchase 1 mental health please 

[846782364278]

[f13nds]

*A queen does a split for the 1,000th time on Drag Race*

Rupaul:

[soyouthinkyoucansee]

[mcavoy]

At that [rehearsal], Tom saw that the production designer had put a giant lobster tank in the center of the restaurant and that was just a true design choice just to make it seem like a fancy restaurant. As soon as Tom sees it, he goes, ‘Well, I’m going to go in the tank.’

Even if you’re Tom Hardy, you don’t just jump in a lobster tank and call it day. “The designer was like, ‘We didn’t build it for somebody to go in!’” Fleischer says. “And, you know, they were all live lobsters.”

Then improvised direction required the rejiggering of major elements to allow for Eddie/Venom to plunge into and feast, and for Hardy to do it all safely. As anyone who witnessed the The Mask-like spectacle, they pulled off the construction and stunt work under the wire. And the lobsters gobbled up by a Venomized Eddie? Marshmallow crustaceans with chocolate syrup blood.

How the best scene in Venom was improvised 

[niklasnyman]

[krillustrate]

Come watch me draw my Animal Crossing mayor!

[rottingfemme]

my baby kitty is cute

[cursedcatpictures]

[uncanny-aesthetic]

Out of the rustling corn, you see a human-looking hand emerge. You know deep down it is not human.

[farmcontent]

y’all a bunch of city slickers that is NOT corn

[aqqindex]

Eugene von Bruenchenhein

[snakeybones]

Is this what they wanted?

[snakeybones]

Last day to respond

Let me see those breastplates!

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