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我的仁慈照耀在你身上 — YOUR DEAREST, MAVIS

who is mavis you may ask?

to get the basics down, she's nineteen, & completely xyzpilled + kuroopilled ♥︎

I. SACRED SCRIPTURES (VER. XVII)

II. COMMANDMENTS & DECREES

III. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS & TRIBUTES

#.☘︎ ݁˖#like if you read my rules ☻

dumdogs

one thing i love about kuroo is that he wouldn’t hesitate to throw a punch at someone to defend you. he’d get his ass kicked but he’d keep doing it.

someonestopsoren

Caleb who knows your secret hobby of writing fanfiction on the internet.

You think you're sneaky, but he had already made a fake account complete with a profile picture, bio, and even reposts from time to time to seem like another human being.

He follows you and comments on your posts regularly and you suspect nothing-just another mutual who enjoys your interests, right?

He anticipates each post, a smirk curling on his lips when he sees you had posted something new.

All your previous entries had been rather tame, cute scenarios with your favorite characters, but this one was different.

The little warning at the top made him curious and he clicked the 'read more' button.

He read the filthy 5k fic you wrote about the character you were currently obsessed with, his eyes widening, totally taken aback by how vulgar you could be.

To think that just a door away, you were hunched over your computer writing about this, thinking about this-

"Coulda just asked for help," He murmured to himself, reading the authors note at the bottom.

Hey everyone! Sorry for the hiatus-my gege came back from school so I've been hanging out with him all the time! I hope you enjoyed...it was my first time writing smut so like its probably really horrible LMFAO

His fingers hovered over the keys, wondering what type of expression you would made if he revealed that gege was reading your fanfictions. Would you shrivel up and apologize? Never speak to him again? Scream at his face?

The last thing he wanted to do was make you feel weird about it (even though it was already weird) and he did want to read more about what was going on in that pretty little head of yours-so he typed out a simple reply and scrolled back up, pulling the band of his sweatpants down, eager to reimagine the scene as you and him instead.

nyahpple_20 replied to the author: Please write more smut!!! <33

a/n: hello everyone it's been 1000,00942049 years...but I decided to write a mini drabble to get warmed up. I have so many drafts and plans for things and my mind is just a jumble of stuff LOL!! Sigh I wish caleb was secretly reading my fics from the other room...Feel free to expand on this idea or just use the idea lmfao. (PLZ TAG ME IF YOU DO <33) divider by @jellyskyy-art

A SECOND OPINION

synopsis: oikawa has always been your childhood best friend—so why does the idea of you laughing with another guy make his stomach twist with jealousy?

pairing: tooru oikawa x f!reader

taglist: open! 0/50

status: ongoing...

content warnings: some written parts, ooc, college au, i hope this synopsis doesn't sound too yandere-esque oikawa is a bitch boy (im sorry </3), yn is kinda oblivious, cursing, crude humor, angst(?), invidivual chapters have their own warnings, my smau but i'm mad at how stupid they are, warnings will be updated as this continues

INTROS

I. yn's group

II. oikawa's group

♫ = written portion included

CHAPTERS

1. 0°

2. tba...

3. tba...

comission done by @s6rine

does anyone still gaf abt haikyuu SMAU series or

#talk #haikyuu smau series

batmanisagatewaydrug

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

sayangrafayel

MC: Who's your crush?

Caleb: You first.

MC: No, you first.

Caleb: You.

MC: No! You first.

Caleb: You.

MC: YOU FIRST.

Caleb: You.

MC: Forget it! You're so mean!

my theme is making me mad because I think it’s UGLY

#talk #I had to turn on auto caps for my manager #he told me that lowercase are for the hoes and we have a professional relationship #he’s gay ok #and he’s pretty young #like 25 #he’s tapped into Gen Z or something

cashmakozume

you're drunk at a beach party, everything is blurry but you're having a good time. it's crowded and all you need is a smoke, and your boyfriend, iwaizumi hajime, gently cradles your face to put a cigarette in your mouth and he lights it for you.

cashmakozume

he holds you up and lets you lean on him for support as the both of u walk back home, even though he could just carry you, but your stubborn ass wont let him. so he'll patiently lets you wobble back as you're yapping ur ass off, your sentences not making any sense but he'll still nod and say "oh yeah?" "really?" "mhmm"