shut up i'm sleeping

[qhostguts]

[youlovetoseeit]

oh

[hip-hop-lifestyle]

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

[yyunglame]

how he gon ask me for all I got

[blackandswagless-deactivated201]

[khiroshige-deactivated20221210]

i’m he’s

[argodeon]

Shut the fuck up olivia

[papasmoke]

I want to have my head shrunk by that guy from beetlejuice so I can fit inside of gutters and slurp the sludge out of them

[slavery]

Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off

[yellahadid]

“Honor your father and your mother”

[slavery]

“Gargle my dick and balls”

[froggyusername]

Code Red

@foytnyte ur pushing it bro

[foytnyte]

are you sure its old

[n3ko-blog]

[afterllfe]

The Annunciation, Arthur Hacker, 1892 (details)

[unclefather]

Will you marry me

[foytnyte]

delete this i beg of you

[thebootydiaries]

bro is my fannypack ruining my fit , be honest

[pukicho]

I hate the way mario looks in baby mode

[pukicho]

[foytnyte]

me waiting for my parents to stop arguing so i can tell them i pissed on my new spiderman blanketb

[ziggyplayedd]

things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

change the color used to highlight text on your laptop

move the pictures on your wall

stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all

slightly vary your commute, even just by one street

change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed

drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real

shower with the lights off, without music

buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room

start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing

wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night

listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

[birchenderman]

[dwarfstardroid]

endermen be like

E̶͕̠͕̳ͫ̀͌̀͂͐̓̚͟Ń͎͇̝͙̹̯̜͆͑ͩ͑̒ͩ̚͜͠͝D̡̺̥̭̙ͩ͐̊̇̑̈͛̇̇̄ͥ͑̊ͭ̈́ͧ͛ͨ̉͝E͔̬͚͎̺̦͕͍͈̖̮̳͉̔ͥͦ̓͌̅̓̏́͟ͅͅR̴̢͎̞͖͖̭͎̰̪̥̙̲͍̹̹̗͈̳͂͗̆ͮ̊͌̽ͥ̍̆̉̌̿̚̕͜M̵̢͎̘̳̺̗̜̖̟̦̙͇͔̦̥͔̺̳͕͋ͮ̔̏ͬͮ̓͗́ͥ͑̍ͩ͘͘͢Ã̧͎̙͓̞̰̜̹̼̞̼͓͎͍ͦͫͯ̿͐̇̐̌̾̎̚͜N̴̵̵̢͈̝͕͚̣̞͈̠̭̰̪̹̫̐͛͐̔ͭ̾͝ ̴̲̖͎̞̘ͦ̉̌ͭ̊ͧ͋̋̊̋̈̃ͬ͋̕͡N̸̨̩̱̯͍͍̦̘͕ͤ̑̓̓͒͛ͦ͒͊̅̄͆͘̕͢Ô̧̭̩̙͎̟͕̹̞͙̖̖̖̦̯̭̫̲̯ͪ͛ͥͦ̃̓̍̎̿̀͡ͅI̧̨̡̳̱̙͎ͨ̾͒̉̽͑͊͑̑̓̅ͩ̚̚͞Ş̴ͦͧ̐ͩ̒ͥ̌͏̘̞̩̹̩̞̺̯̲̞̯̝̝̦̺̪̘ͅȨ̷̩̪̪ͩ̈́̀̀̀̉ͪ̉́ͯ̽́̄̈͂̋̽͝

[woshibai]

Oversleep