WELCOME TO YOU'RE "DOOM"

I reblog what I want and am fucking lazy about tagging.

[nuka-cola-blood-of-christ]

Evacuate the Mojave but it’s Thursday

[b-0-ngripper]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

[nick-nonya]

woa

[bathroomcube]

[sandmandaddy69]

[qualitysigns]

Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[ouroborosorder]

for years the only thing on my laptop's desktop was this photo of john cena that i named "i know i'm marrying your mother but you don't have to call me dad unless you want to.jpeg"

[achievement-hunter]

I’m not joking when I say that I’m always thinking about this legend. Hope he’s doing well

[cat-diagnosis]

Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

[fuckthisbjrdplease]

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

[cat-diagnosis]

Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.

[sophie-baybey]

[sophie-baybey]

[samfodo]

Except you don't need to stick your faces together/use tongue for a kiss to be "good".

These are two middle-aged men who probably haven't had any experience kissing someone they love, so they're obviously gonna be a bit out of practice.

I know that it was passionate and sweet, and they deserve that.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[aflo]

do you think tie belt is one of our 11 remaining support members

[groupthinker]

unfortunately it seems like he left tumblr to live the celebrity life. he’s published a couple of books of poetry and crosswords, and has scrubbed his time at tumblr from his linkedin.

[homosexualslug]

beautiful conversations happening on twitter

[deergirlsrituals]

[ovur]

Right when you don't think you can take much more you'll hear your cat start to dry heave in another room

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I could thrive in a fish tank I think

[wifwlf]

[mad-hare]

Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”

[mad-hare]

They don’t like this

[taldigi]

Hello???? Suggestions????

[mtsodie]

genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post

[tarrarre]

I haven't written a suicide note but once as a kid I sprayed deodorant on my vagina and it hurt so bad that I wrote a goodbye letter to my family, assuming I'd be dead by morning

I was looking through my inbox to see messages I forgot to answer and this one hit me like a truck. Thank you so much for telling me this