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“ Forest is too obvious. ‘Sides, if you were bigfoot and you had all these people out lookin’ for ya, would you stick around that area? Nah, he’s among us, walkin’ the streets and workin’ a nine-ta-five. “ Kit bursts out into tired giggles, turning his head to press a soft kiss on John’s forehead. A silent apology for keeping him awake at such an odd hour with nonsensical conversation. 

“ If you think I got opinions on bigfoot, you should hear my thoughts on aliens, Winchestah. “ 

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     “ Oh yeah. Could even be one of our neighbors. ” He snorts, humming at the kiss to his forehead and grinning in amusement at the other’s giggling. One arm wraps around Kit’s waist, and he yawns again. “ Dunno... livin’ in the forest sounds pretty nice sometimes. ” Away from it all, just him and the three people he cares about the most.

     “ --but aliens’re about as likely as angels. ” It’s more of an afterthought, and he nuzzles the other’s shoulder. “ So unless you’re tryin’ to tell me those are real too-- ” He’s teasing. There’s a soft chuckle against Kit’s skin even as he says it.

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❛ there may very well be a hot dog vendor in chicago who is a bigfoot. ❜ (from kit!)

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     John noses closer against the other’s arm, grumbling incoherently for a moment. He’s not a morning person at the best of times, but-- “ ’s much as I love having an existential crisis in the middle of the night, it’s-- ” A yawn, and John peeks over the other toward the clock. “ --four a.m. ” He tangles up with him again, head on his shoulder. “ ...’Sides. What makes you think they’d be in Chicago and not, you know, the forest? ”

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john: doesnt believe in monsters also john, the host of two archangels:

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INCORRECT  QUOTES  GENERATOR  STARTERS. 

“i  am  going  to  defeat  you  with  the  power  of  friendship!” 

“goodnight  moon,  goodnight  tree.  goodnight  ghosts  only  i  can  see.”

“you  think  i  really  give  a  fuck?  i  can’t  even  read!” 

“you  wanna  see  how  hardcore  i  am?”   *punches  wall*  “…  take  me  to  the  hospital?” 

“if  you  can’t  beat  them,  dress  better  than  them.” 

“i’ve  come  to  a  point  in  my  life  where  i  need  a  stronger  word  than  fuck.” 

“i  identify  as  a  fucking  threat.” 

“so  apparently  the  ‘bad  vibes’  i’ve  been  feeling  are  actually  severe  psychological  distress.” 

“i  was  born  for  politics.  i  have  great  hair  and  i  love  lying.” 

“all  these  ghosts  and  i  still  can’t  find  a  boo. “

“fool  me  once,  i’m  gonna  kill  you.” 

“with  great  power  comes  a  great  need  to  take  a  nap.  wake  me  up  later.” 

“ha!  nice  try,  jackass.  next  time  give  it  your  a  game.” 

“you  seem  familar.  have  i  threatened  you  before?”  

“you’ll  have  a  hard  time  believing  this  because  it  never  happens.  but  i  made  a  mistake.” 

“some  of  you  may  die.  but  that’s  a  sacrifice  i’m  willing  to  make.” 

“you  can  de-escalate  any  situation  by  saying  ‘are  we  about  to  kiss?’” 

“oh  no…  (muse  name)  in  b -  flat.  you’re  disappointed.” 

“my  face  is  on  fire!” 

“i  became  more  evil  if  you’re  curious.” 

“i  slept  for  almost  twelve  hours.  but  i  might  still  be  tired.  let’s  go  for  twelve  more  just  incase.” 

“are  you  okay  with  constructive  criticism?  i  don’t  want  to  sound  mean.” 

“violence  isn’t  the  answer.  violence  is  the  question.  the  answer  is  yes.” 

“three  words,  say  them  and  i’m  yours.” 

“i  have  a  black  belt.  not  in  karate.  it’s  gucci.” 

“in  light  of  what  you  did  for  me,  you  can  hug  me  for  four  to  five  seconds.” 

“why  did  you  draw  a  pentagram  on  the  floor?” 

“i’m  ten  times  funnier  and  sexier  than  you.” 

“you  have  to  acceot  that  swear  words  are  necessary  sometimes.” 

“it’s  dark  in  here.” 

“i  prevented  a  murder  today,  using  the  power  of  self  control.” 

“is  letting  someone  win  in  chess  sapiosexual  bottoming?” 

“don’t  worry,  i  have  a  few  knives  up  my  sleeve.” 

“good  morning.  what  the  fuck  is  wrong  with  you?” 

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BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S2. )

❛ and the worst part is, i don’t even have my holy water! ❜ 

❛ you escaped the clutches of yet another demon. ❜ 

❛ there may very well be a hot dog vendor in chicago who is a bigfoot. ❜     

❛ demons, you cowards! ❜ 

❛ this is like satan’s cement butt hole. ❜ 

❛ i think your douche meter is usually half mast but right now it’s about three quarters full. ❜ 

❛ i think a moon having a boner is about as realistic as ghosts. ❜ 

❛ well the only way to really provoke them is to provoke them! ❜     

❛ i think the ground is cleaner than this couch. ❜ 

❛ holy shit, it’s a jacuzzi tub! ❜ 

❛ i stole them off a woman who died on the titanic! ❜ 

❛ no, no, no, you’re going to scare the ghosts away. ❜ 

❛ if i see people taller than me, i get concerned about them because i think they’re gonna die. . young. ❜ 

❛ jesus christ, do you always have to insult the ghosts at the place we’re at? ❜ 

❛ if george clooney was on the tonight show and you set him on fire, one of his feet would burn and the other one would probably still be planted there on the floor in a very nice shoe — clooney’s flammable. ❜ 

❛ i’ve always gotta’ think about stuff, y’know? like this mannequin in this tub, what’s he doing here? ❜ 

❛ hey demons, it’s me, ya’ boy. ❜ 

❛ it is a very old piece of footage, but so is die hard — still good. ❜ 

❛ so it was aliens? they showed up, gave ‘em ipads, gave ‘em a zune, built the pyramids, left, and that’s it? ❜ 

❛ stop telling the ghosts to follow me home. ❜ 

❛ oh so you’re going to make me sit in the shitty chair? ❜ 

❛ this guy has been inhaling too many cat shit fumes. ❜     

❛ i took an improv comedy class once, ‘cause i’m a white guy. ❜ 

❛ i just got startled by a disco ball. ❜ 

❛ maybe this ghost just loves to blaze it. ❜ 

❛ just, to be fair, fuck christopher columbus. ❜ 

❛ i’m not doing this because i want to steal, i‘m doing this because i want to give the ghosts significant reason to haunt me. ❜ 

❛ hey ghouls! the boys are here. ❜ 

❛ i think everyone needs a hobby, and if you don’t have one, that’s when you’re probably gonna start killing people. ❜ 

❛ i wasn’t fat-shaming bigfoot! ❜         

❛ this is what happens when people are passive aggressive full-time. ❜ 

❛ ghost 101: one, knock book off shelf. week two, hold a candlestick in the middle of a hallway. three…sheets. ❜ 

❛ it looks like one of the conjuring films. ❜ 

❛ anytime you get uneasy, that’s me! ❜ 

❛ if there were a town full of me in the puritan times, we’d have landed on the moon in 1790. ❜ 

❛ we’re just two guys sitting in a tub. ❜ 

❛ demons! you’re not trying hard enough — plunge us into darkness! ❜     

❛ you gotta’ fuckin’ calm down, man. ❜ 

❛ why is it someone who chokes on a peanut doesn’t get a ghost? ❜ 

❛ i think it’s a little bit more fun to believe that humans are capable of some truly horrific things. ❜ 

❛ i’m exposing my cranium to you. ❜     

❛ there’s a good chance tonight is the night you see me die on camera. ❜ 

❛ shadows do tend to follow you though, that’s how they work. ❜ 

❛ this is gonna get a little morbid, but who’s to say that a burning body doesn’t smell like barbecue? ❜ 

❛ i didn’t even get to do all the things on my bucket list. ❜ 

❛ i don’t wanna be a ghost hunter, this is all bullshit! ❜ 

❛ you keep tricking me into talking to them, you fuckin’ dickhead! ❜ 

❛ spooky, huh? ❜ 

❛ is it very european to — to burst into flames? ❜ 

❛ and i guess this is where we’re fuckin’ sleeping because we’re idiots. ❜ 

❛ ( wheeze ) ❜ 

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pt. 2 || feel free to change any pronouns, etc. || may contain some nsfw!

“I wanna be on the other side of this for once.”

“Is this all we’re gonna do? We’re just gonna stand on each other?”

“He’s being very forgiving of my stupidity.”

“I love that they just cannot accept defeat.”

“Oh my god, you piss me off.”

“How dumb are you?”

“I didn’t mean to upset you.”

“No, it’s fair if I cheat!”

“That didn’t hurt at all– like, not even slightly.”

“I’ve never, ever, in my life been lied to by a man with an egg on this head.”

“Alright, let’s just forget that happened.”

“I was being sarcastic but I don’t think they picked up on the body language.”

[dying noise]

“Well, well, well, [Name]…”

“Maybe I’ve just gone temporarily color blind.”

“Like, where do your brain cells go?”

“I thought it better to confess.”

“That’s what the history books will remember.”

“This is my time to shine!”

“I’m really not coming across like a good person here… Um, yep– I’m okay with that.”

“It might’ve been a really big brain move.”

“Half the fun is like trying to get out of it and, y’know, lie your way out of situations.”

“I think I’m just over all confused; I don’t know how to combat that.”

“Wow, compelling argument…”

“Why are you running? Come back!”

“We won, but at what cost?”

"Just having a conversation with myself.”

“If you don’t kill someone we’re never gonna build up trust.”

“The decision has been made…and the decision was wrong.”

“He’s that upset, really?”

“That’s what you get for being a master of salt!”

“Can eye doctors diagnose themselves?”

“I wasn’t really paying attention to it to be honest.”

“I don’t know if this is working out…”

“They had a serious case of bad attitude.”

“What has happened to society where we can’t even trust random men on the internet?”

“I try to make friends but sometimes people don’t want me as their friend.”

“I’ve never seen that before; I’m so impressed!”

“They must me jealous of what me and [Name] have.”

“If a strange man dressed as a pickle says to do that I don’t see how I can refuse.”

“I thought we were friends!”

“I think I have some essential oils that’ll clean that right up.”

“The name ‘Karen’ just invokes hostility.”

“Why is everyone annoyed by the name Karen?”

“I bet he’s awesome to hang out with, right?”

“Maybe we should just give Karens a break.”

“I feckin’ hate this time of the year.”

“We always just run off to the public bathroom.”

“It’s like a Christmas movie, if anything.”

“I’m a man of many addictions.”

“He’s the problem, not me.”

“Either freak ‘em out or make a friend; that’s the goal.”

“I don’t know what’s going on.”

“Oh, yeah, I did cheat, but it’s to win so it’s okay.”

"You know the old saying, ‘Two wrongs don’t make a right, but one right makes one hundred wrongs right’.”

“I am part of the problem now.”

“I did most of the work.”

“We all did equally well!”

“I’m extending the olive branch and I’m not even gonna hit them with it this time.”

“Why do all my friends leave me?”

“We don’t really understand it, but we accepted it.”

“You live and learn…sometimes.”

“All I’ve been doing is getting myself in trouble, so I’m just gonna stay quiet for a change.”

“I’m not crazy, just a little stupid.”

“Maybe I am a little crazy.”

“Ah, I’m such a good liar.”

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