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there is something within me that i would like removed

instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.

#myyou

sheauz-deactivated20240614

#god fuck it really is like this

fuck-customers

pouring one out for all the poor bitches that have to be with shitty family today. i get it. its bullshit. i hope they die quickly and i hope you get out for good

#fourth of july

parents misgendering you and deadnaming you is like when people look at a character n say "ik what canon says but im going to do something completely different and then bully people to death if they dont agree with me"

what if there was a horror game and you played as a dumbass and at some point in the game the leader of the bad guys is like i picked you as a victim specifically cause youre an idiot so how have you been able to solve all these puzzles and defeated the monsters despite being a coward. ooohhh.... the players helping you, arent they. well dammit minions we arent gonna win this round. adn the mcs like what. huh. what are you talking about. and the villains like cmon guys we still gotta put up a good show. and the minions are like ugghhh thats so disappointing... fiiiinee. and it was a special secret cutscene you only get if you solve a vague secret puzzle around thegame or whatever. and after the mc gets out and is like huh... that was really weird. well ok whatever . and never mentions it again. and if you complete the game by setting yhe mansion on fire or whatever you get a second secret cutscene where the mc escapes the the villain is screaming in the fire and is like aaa aaaa aaaa.... ok is he gone?? ok finally. well. time to clean up and reset the traps andstart over... omg wait. and the minions are like oh? and the villains like guys... guys i feel the presence of the player upon me.. were gonna succeed!! and the minions are like yay!!! and the villain holds up an ancient tome that has a handwritten link in it and says player i humbly request your help. and it only plays if you sit and watch the entire credits. and then if you copy the link into your browser it links to a download of a second game. and the second game you play as the villain repairing the mansion and resetting the traps and stalking and capturing a new sacrifice and completing a ritual to bring some sort of demon to the world or whatever.

#if i could make games id make games like this

hylianane

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

maseratus

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

mousidy

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

mousidy

bisthefairy

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

maightymai

less media like "mom/dad you tried your best, and thats what matters, even though you didnt always do the right thing you were trying to protect me" and more media like "i dont care how hard you tried, you failed and you hurt me and i dont forgive you"

#frothing at the mouth abusive parents dont deserve emotional death scenes #die die die fucking rot and die i hate you

micro-moth-silk

Just bought plane tickets to see my Fiancé next year. Winning at life

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fractured-clockface

succulent titty nap

#myyou

smalllfieldmouse

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

smalllfieldmouse

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

thememedaddy

#i showed this to my grammar and she laughed

i kind of understand how people fail to read subtext so blatant its practically slowly sounded out for the audience. these are the same people that will look at a sign on my door at work that says store closed, knock on the door, point to the sign and ask with genuine confusion, are you open?

#you fucking dumbasses