OG Queen Bitch

22, sleepy

[energyprison]

god put me on this earth to make a ruckus

[foggysuggestion]

hey!!!!!! congrats!!!!! why??? you ask???? because you made it to today!!! even after everything !! i’m so proud of you!!

[miiriya]

[these-boots-are-made-for-cocking]

I. love. this.

[otatma]

when the context answers the question

[fracturedbanjo]

Feeling more myself, have a happy selfie

[fracturedbanjo]

A while back, some very toxic and abusive people moved into my house. For the few months they lived there, they manipulated and abused everyone in the house, and even physically assaulted one of my roommates. They barely ever paid rent, and caused so much damage that the rental company is threatening to sue us if we don’t pay the damage fees. My old roommates and I all work and they go to school, and we are really scared. We owe 1,510$. Anything helps, even if it’s just forwarding the message.

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Two year ago, two other girls and I went against our better judgement and got a house together under the realty company Revid. At one point,

[fracturedbanjo]

Fuck my entire life today is absolute shot and I’m about one minute away from crying and having a massive fucking breakdown

I need a new job, I have to move, I need money, and nothing is fucking working

I have no idea what I’m doing with my life and I’m running out of options

[fracturedbanjo]

I love that grief just makes sleep completely disappear

[fracturedbanjo]

I’ve stopped going out every night but I’m still going to bed so late and I keep having nightmares so I wake up three or four times throughout the night which makes me sleep until noon or one which I hate

I love early mornings where I just get to sit and drink coffee and have an entire day ahead of me but I just keep sleeping and sleeping

[fracturedbanjo]

Just some photos of my beautiful girlfriend. Hold the ones you love close. Live unapologetically. Live authentically. Live and love with no inhibitions. Live and love like she did. I’ll never get her back but I will keep her with me always.

[fracturedbanjo]

My girlfriend overdosed on heroin on October 13th. I got the call on the morning of the 14th. I honestly don’t think I’ve stopped crying since. I can’t eat. I can’t sleep, unless I’m wearing clothing of hers. There are all these little pieces of her in my apartment.

Her hair in my brush. Her headband on my lamp. Her notebooks and her laptop and her makeup and her clothes in my hamper. There’s still glitter from her in my bathmat. But she isn’t here anymore. My girl is gone, because she made a mistake.

[cloudthesamoyed]

how to GLITCH a FLOFF

[mlekonya]

oblivious

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

Ripley’s Believe It or Die

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

Ripley’s Just Go Fuck Yourself

[onlinegirl420]

me on the first day of september

[iguanamouth]

thinking about seals doing this pose…..

oh yeah….

[tiralatele]

[richardalexanderrr]

lmao homeboy STRUGGLED

[rumourdaledotcom]

Idk who he is but I love him

[sour-charity]

This feels like a cartoon

[penroseparticle]

So I just went with my buddy while he got a rib tattoo, and they hurt like a lot, so he’s over there grimacing and being a huge manbaby so I just reach over and grab his hand so he can squeeze it because I’m a good person who helps others

And he’s clinging to my hand like it’s a life preserver and I’m being me and talking about nonsense like Grimace from the McDonalds commercials and how R2D2 is always ready to throw hands, and whatever, and the artist keeps glancing over at me and I’m like do your tattoo bro I’ve got my buddy handled

But then I realize he’s like, looking over because he can’t tell if he’s seeing something or not, and I glance down and I see my rainbow scalemail bracelet, and how I’m talking to my buddy all fondly and I’m like stroking his arm like he’s a wounded animal, and right as it clicks in my head the tattoo artist asks in his most nonchalant voice possible, like intentionally bland, I’m just talking about the weather haha what do you mean voice:

“So, are you guys close?”

And my gay ass is over to the side internally screaming because yeah, I am gay, but like this is just me being a good bro and my buddy is COMPLETELY OBLVIOUS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING BECAUSE HE’S A GARBAGE STRAIGHT PERSON AND HE SAYS

“Yeah of course, that’s why I asked him to come”

SO NOW THE TATTOO ARTIST THINKS HE’S RIGHT AND HE HAS A GAY COUPLE GETTING A TATTOO AND MY BUDDY HAS NO IDEA AND I’M AWKWARDLY SITTING HERE LIKE SHOULD I STOP HOLDING HIS HAND??? SHOULD I CORRECT THIS TATTOO ARTIST??? SHOULD I LET MY BUDDY KNOW??? MY GAY ASS DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE BEING INCORRECTLY ACCUSED OF BEING GAY, WHAT DO YOU DO

So that tattoo artist is like “Cool man, that’s great. Good for you.”

So then my buddy is like can I get some water, and the guy comes back with one bottle of water and my buddy takes a drink and then hands it to me, and I’m like obviously he has to lay down and needs me to hold his water so I just hold it in my hand, but turns out he was offering me water, so he turns to me and is like Colton, drink some water, and I take a drink and my garbage lizard brain is like “You’re drink sharing in front of the tattoo artist, now he KNOWS he’s right”

So we’re talking about tattoos with the artist and I mention that I’m getting a tattoo in September and my buddy is like “Yeah I’m gonna go and hold HIS hand for that one haha” and the tattoo artist FUCKING SAYS “I mean, I should hope so”

I MEAN, I SHOULD HOPE SO

I MEAN, I SHOULD HOPE SO

AND NO ONE ACTUALLY BROUGHT IT UP. I KNEW WHAT THE TATTOO ARTIST WAS THINKING BUT DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING TO CORRECT HIM. NOW WHEN MY BUDDY GOES BACK AND GETS HIS NEXT TATTOO IN THE FUTURE AND I’M NOT THERE HE’S GOING TO GO “OH WHERE’S YOUR BOYFRIEND”