framework parody blog

just a blog for me to post what shenanigans im up to today // linux user, arch btw // framework shill // it its but she/her for the bit

[puppytrams]

i am never going to choose a laptop am i

[puppytrams]

should i get the framework 12 or no

adding a poll

yes

no

third option thats only for me to click

Voting ended onJan 10

[framework-official]

do it

[framework-official]

went to a university trans get-together and met at least 2 linux users; one of them had a framework laptop!!

framework laptops lowkey best way to find trans linux users,,

[framework-official]

I LOVE VALVE

[framework-official]

when will uyou ship to non imperial core countried

when tangerine man gets globally condemned (the world is a coward)

[virtualgirladvance]

[cactus-with-boobs]

Ever think we have too much time on our hands?

[virtualgirladvance]

Idk I stopped wearing watches that work

[foone]

Did their batteries leak?

[patronsaintofdemons]

[framework-official]

When coreboot on framework?

soon™

[framework-official]

im planning on selling my shitty macbook (yeah i know. big mistake getting it lol), and im looking for a good laptop to replace it with. could you give me some propaganda on why i should go with framework over other brands?

when you buy a framework laptop, it's an investment. sure we may cost more upfront than a dell or an asus, but you save money in the long term by not needing to buy a new laptop every time one thing breaks or you want a performance upgrade.

framework laptops allow you to upgrade/repair only what you need to, whereas if you bought a big name brand you would need to buy a whole new laptop every time something broke or you wanted an improvement in whatever area

their support for linux is absolutely stellar also, with big distros providing explicit support for them and also providing how-to guides for almost anything (whether it be on say, the arch wiki or from framework directly)

if anyone else wants to pitch fw laptops to anon, taga are always open

[heavenpierceher]

my tattoo finally healed up

[framework-official]

I paid you a large sum of money and am now waiting until October :)

- @wayfire-official

IT SPREADS FURTHER

[definitely-zen-browser]

Look what just arrived

@framework-official

[framework-official]

IT SPREADS

[chipjrwibignaturals]

any computer people wanna explain how the hell this works

it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about

[chipjrwibignaturals]

guys i installed a program to show me exactly where the data is hidden and i think i found it and youre never gonna believe it

todd howard im fucking coming for you

[chipjrwibignaturals]

"thank you random microsoft customer support agent" we all say in unison

[hylandude]

Here's your friendly neighborhood trans girl programer to tell you WinDirStat is a free open source alternative and you don't have to sign in to the annoying microsoft app store!

[candyrocks03]

👀 saving for later

[framework-official]

here's your friendly neighbourhood trans girl to tell you WizTree is just windirstat, but instead of taking minutes it takes seconds! the more you know

[gay-undead]

I love expensive malware

[neomedievalist]

[neomedievalist]

If this was a mr beast video it it would be titled I paid 20 youtubers $1 million to be ANALLY PENETRATED in my GAME SHOW?! And if it was a scott the woz video the title would be Eek! Anal Penetration - Scott the Woz and it would start like “Hey all, scott here. I’ve been texting this girl, now stop dont click off the video im still one of you, and i think i’m FINALLY ready to lose my virginity. She just asked me if i want to do “pegging” and i don’t know what that is but i sure have played a lot of peggle. (smash cut 1 day later) (scott looking weary and harrowed) That had nothing to do with peggle.

[neomedievalist]

Must be one of those bugged 0 note posts

[cryptotheism]

Given that gnomes are angels according to paracelsus, do they have free will?

Paracelcian gnomes are angels so low on the great chain of being they're effectively close to humans. They're kinda like how Islam conceives of djinn. They definitely have a degree of free will. They can get married n shit.

[cryptotheism]

If you marry a paracelcian gnome, it gets an immortal soul. Paracelsus warns of gnomes marrying people and immediately running away into the forest, knowing they now have admittance to the kingdom of heaven.

[apenitentialprayer]

Do you have a source for the warning??? Would love to know where he talks about gnomes

[cryptotheism]

The text is quite literally called A Book on Nymphs, Sylphs, Pygmies, and Salamanders, and on the Other Spirits

[dragkingandreweldritch]

wait is this related to how in Hans Christian Andersen's original story, the little mermaid just wants to become human so she can get a soul and go to heaven?

how well-known was this idea in non-esoteric circles?

[cryptotheism]

Yes it is. Paracelsus didn't invent the idea of "marrying a magical creature for a soul which it then runs away with" that was a pretty common trope in fairy tales for the time.

What Paracelsus did was try to explain the theology. He conceptualized these creatures as the angels lowest on the great chain of being. Angels so close to material reality that they could do things like marry humans.

[bi-by-any-other-name]

All I am hearing is that I can give magical creatures a soul by marrying them. When they run away are we divorced? How many magical creatures am I allowed to offer the keys to heaven? Could I exchange this service for wishes?

But seriously if a magical creature came to me, and asked me to marry them so they could go to heaven, I would do it.

[cryptotheism]

It only works for elementals; Salamanders, Udynes, Sylphs, and Gnomes. And divorce is a sin.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Marrying for a heavenly green card

[framework-official]

i can't read normally anymore

[shark-tranny]

mfs saying "i use dual boot" yeah ofc who walks with one boot on

[framework-official]

"there's a snake in my boot" when that snake is just a grub

[llvm-official]

in the gpus club. straight up "rendering it". and by "it", haha, well. let's jusr say. My triangols

[gimmick-blog-detector]

my gf's laptop's audio driver's broke and she's complaining about it being slow so now i get to install linux on it :3

[stupidfuckingbunny]

While I love the idea of getting another person to use Linux. Couldn't you have just uninstalled and reinstalled the drivers?

[gimmick-blog-detector]

that would literally be more work than installing linux