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[str-ngeloop]

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

[jeanritchie]

[ispyspookymansion]

to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[mrsterlingeverything]

I always wanted to fuck wreck it ralph . I dont have time for that any more Im looking for someplace secluded to lay my eggs

[sloppystyle]

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[costanzian]

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

[dogpuppy]

[jazzedforthefall]

YEAH FINE WHATEVER SYNONYM MAKES YOU HAPPIEST

[kii-tty]

[markovchaingang]

the 100% accurate guide to tea leaf reading:

-cup empty: you will need to pee soon

-cup still full of tea: dude i made it for you why aren't you drinking it

[chocolatina]

holds the door for women because im a girl gentleman

[lieutenantpepper]

my favorite thing paul does in interviews is when he mentions a beatles song and then starts singing it to make sure people know it, like he'll say "we were performing she loves you, you know 'she loves you yeah yeah yeah...'" like you literally don't have to do that. everyone knows that song. you are paul mccartney

[lennonmccartneyofficial]

My personal favorite is when he goes to tell and a story and he prefaces it with "you know, john and I- john lennon and I-" like yeah no we know that. we know who john is. you are the beatles

[kushblazer666]

[sobcat]

on my way

[autumnleavesrevisitedd]

there should be an emoji of a guy trying to strangle themself