The Frances Files

Podcasting with levity from the dark side of town.

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Frances says the Syfy Channel has jumped the shark. Metaluna agrees. Discussion ensues.

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What happens when you ask Jim Roddey about breastfeeding in public? He squirms.

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Generation X didn't have a national campaign rallying behind it to combat bullying. We had to to it ourselves.

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Buying eggs for Easter leads to existential crisis. We're all doomed. Happy Easter!

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Lift your feet up when you walk. Or Frances will do a podcast about you and your pathos.

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Frances yields the microphone to Shania Twang, who sings about the trials and tribulations of Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl.

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Frances takes a drive to Punxsutawney. 

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What if Pittsburgh Hosted the 2024 Olympics? We're pretty sure we didn't miss the opportunity to skewer anyone -- when it comes to sports, everyone is fair "game."

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Acoustic Amateurs Anonymous

Do you control your amateur guitar playing, or does it control YOU?

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Walking Dead, Evil Dead and decorative towels! Stephen King said something about The Hunger Games, if only Frances could remember. Or Metaluna could get a word in edgewise. Raw, unplugged, unrehearsed. And now, with a sponsor!

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"Pajama Pants Lullaby"

A Seussesque spin on a zipperless zeitgeist.

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"The Shuffler"

The man who can't lift his feet fully off the ground will never reach the stars. Or the top shelf in the supermarket.

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Mr. Del Rio, The Sadistic Monk:

Middle School punishment was never so fun.