Trying to get you girlfriend’s bunny to like you and not bite you every time you pick it up is a lot more work than you would think.
Bunnies are cute. I didn't know they actually bite.
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@francescaffs
Trying to get you girlfriend’s bunny to like you and not bite you every time you pick it up is a lot more work than you would think.
Bunnies are cute. I didn't know they actually bite.
That’s it— I’m calling my boss and quitting the column. I’m going to be a stripper.
I think you'd succeed in that business.
Someone’s in a cranky mood.
I didn't get that nap.
All I’ve done today is nap.
Sounds like the best day ever.
You live in the same apartment complex as me, yeah? We;re bound to run into each other sometime.
I was secretly hoping I wouldn't have to but whatever.
Go take a nap then. When I finally think of a nickname, I’ll let you know, You can’t rush a masterpiece.
You don't even know me. You don't even know if you'll ever see me again, so don't sweat it.
So you left New York for Toronto..? Interesting choice.
Yeah... I'm honestly not too sure how I ended up here myself.
That’s where you’re wrong. Why would I bother someone who enjoys it? It’s a lot more fun to see your reaction when you hate it. It wouldn’t be a waste of my time, in fact, it’d be my pleasure to do this.
Well, Gannon, are you going to give me a better nickname or not? I have a closing shift tonight and I'd really appreciate it if I could get a chance to take a nap before then.
Oh wow nice, I’ve never seen New York ever just on TV and movies, and I agree it kinda feels like home in a weird way.
New York is wonderful and I miss it, that's why I ended up in another city.
Because you don’t like it.
But that's a perfect reason why you shouldn't bother me and just continue on with your life. I don't want to waste your time.
You should! I don’t just bother anyone, y’know.
And why do you choose to bother me?
That is horrible, well I’m glad you moved out here so far it’s been safe no problems. Where did you live before?
Yeah, this place is great so far.. I lived on the other side of the city and before that, New York.
I’ve lived here for a good 2 ish years now I moved here when I was 18, but didn’t move into this complex until last year.
I moved here to Toronto a few weeks ago but the last place I was in got evacuated for health safety issues. It's a nicer area here.
Then looks like I’ll have to continue bothering you until you give in.
Looking forward to it, Gannon.
No worries, love, nice to meet you Francesca.
Pleasure's all mine. Did you just move here as well or are you local?
You can’t be picky, princess.
And what if I want to be picky?
Then why aren’t you laughing? When stuff’s funny, you laugh. Are you sure? I think nickname’s are fun and giving you one would be an honor.
If you're going to give me a nickname, I'd like something a little better than Hobbit or Frannie.