The dumbest wannabe scholar you'll ever meet.

21 l they/she l anti-capitalist l INTP l history and philosophy student l

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So many people use the secret history to romanticise academia and be studious but everyone forgets that these guys would finish their assignments right before Julian showed up

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y’all male attention is not worth it this shit is wack and I feel a piece of myself dying everytime my phone buzzes

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violently shaking my head after every message I send I don’t have to live like this

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y’all male attention is not worth it this shit is wack and I feel a piece of myself dying everytime my phone buzzes

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Richard Papen is so funny reminiscing about his time at hampden like he’s on the verge of death at the ripe age of 28

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richard sleeping in the warehouse during the coldest winter of vermont:

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i get the lipstick on a pig quote like I objectively understand the meaning

HOWEVER

I really do think a pig with lipstick on would just be a cute little lady.

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I feel for Richard, I really do. 'Cause, I mean... imagine liking someone for a whole year only to find out you can't date them because of their incestuous twin brother and their sociopathic secret boyfriend. My God, talk about trauma.

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Actual footage of bunny's essay on metahemeralism

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is sending him 8ball a year after he ghosted me weird or funny as fuck leave your answers in chat

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I sent darts cause I suck at 8ball and I cant let him take two dubs on me

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is sending him 8ball a year after he ghosted me weird or funny as fuck leave your answers in chat

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trying to get ready to go back to school with no money (being in college is so great)

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because of my last post I decided to actually read american psycho since I was so brave to speak about it without having read it so I might as well do a reading log

i’m on page 73 and this dude is such a fucking loser omg

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page 76: I. can’t. stop. cringing

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page 86 LMAOOO THIS DUDES SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING

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page 94: what. i’m not laughing anymore. what did he just say

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page 95: he is casually dropping slurs i’ve never even heard of

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page 109: drinking challenge take a shot anytime patrick says the words “wearing” or “hardbody” and promptly die

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page 136: no way this fool just spent 4 straight pages talking about phil collins

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page 136 again: “This is laid down with groove funkier and blacker than anything Prince or Michael Jackson-or any other black artist of recent years, for that matter- has come up with.” is CRAAAAAZZZYYY

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page 147: bateman getting hard from being at a concert is so fucking funny

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page 151: he just ate five vials of crack

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page 161: every time he experiences homosexuality he has to kill a dog and I don’t like that

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page 162: “dad, is that you?” HAHAHAJDJ

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page 172: this has got to be the funniest page i’ve read in any book

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page 173: NO WAY HES BOUT TO FUCK IN NOTHING BUT NIKES

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page 174: I refuse to read this in public

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page idek: my aunt said “oh american psycho! is it any good?” and I instinctively went “no”

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page 199: this page was an incredibly painful read

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page 199 (again!): I reread this page to make sure it was real and I started violently hitting the book against my forehead to the point where it is now red. so uh. yeah.

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page 212: how does he know what fucking brand his mirror is

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page 233: oh my fucking god

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wanting to rant but not wanting to put all my business on the internet

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i tried to get over him by convincing myself he died but now i’m just in grieving like i’m genuinely mourning his death he’s not even dead omg

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I wish I wasn’t as strange as I am

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being too afraid to give my instagram to people i’m attracted to because it’s literally a ronald reagan hatepage with some of my selfies interspersed

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just thought of him with someone else and I genuinely feel nauseous (he ghosted me 8 months ago and i barely know him as a human being)