[francisthenewpope]

Sometimes I go back to this account and go

wow

[depravi-tea]

British police have a catering support unit that brings tea to people when they’re distressed…I just…can’t… *dies* <—- someone please send Teapot 1 pronto

[stripped-teas]

Woah

[moonweave-deleted-deactivated20]

it brings food to officers at scenes! not just tea

[larvitarr]

[seite]

and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years

[animatur]

[kittysox-deactivated20130324]

“bye honey, i’m off to work”

[taylorwifts]

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

[haxonite-deactivated20140708]

everyone on tumblr the first day of october

[rabalogy]

everyone on tumblr the first day of november

[boyfriendmikey]

fun fact: Canada’s national anthem is actually American Idiot by Green Day

[lsunnyc-deactivated20191124]

As a Canadian I can confirm this is true.

[hicstreme0-deactivated20160605]

yaoi hands

[thomaspaine]

This is what I imagine every time I look down the British tag.

[archivemol]

as a British person I’m gonna admit I feel this way about American boys

[paxam-gays]

Wait people actually find Americans attractive?

[archivemol]

ARE YOU KIDDING SOME OF THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE I KNOW ARE AMERICANS

[ailarii]

Obviously you have never been to America. Please point out all these attractive boys of which you speak.

[queenlovett]

TELL US YOUR SECRET BECAUSE I’VE NEVER FOUND ONE. THEY ARE LIKE MAGICAL MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES

[almost-always-eventually-right]

America and Britain are these two countries that just go around talking shit, upturning their noses, then secretly writing in their diaries about how hot the other country is when no one is looking, and I love it.

I’m trying to figure out which one of us is Harry and which one is Malfoy.

[halvkentaur]

#i love when non-hetalians start shipping usuk

[highwaycowboys-deactivated20160]

[90s90s90s]

[leebarguss]

Mågelibanen (by dominikf)

[zepcok]

[marisuga]

So I saw this on my dash...

[rnonarchy]

trickytier:

mirage-nightray:

littleredstriderhood:

nintendonut1:

hetarimarii:

Which meant I had to do this:

Aradiasmin, Tavrelle, Sollice, Karkarella, Nepotti, Kiana, Terezulan, Vriskahontas, Equnzel, Gamzora, Eriel, Feferi White

i’m dying send help

KARKAT

christ get the ambulance for me too

tO TEMPTING…

[jackpattillosbeard-blog]

[presidentporpoise-deactivated20]

[pennypuppet]

how could you people have missed the goldmine that is Lottie!Nepeta

[sylph-of-thyme-blog]

KARKAT THOUGH

[toranseru-deactivated20140910]

I CANT BREATHE

[4gifs]

For the Queen!

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

DAYUM THAT ANT GOT FUCKED UP BY THAT SPIDER

[thegrumpiestoldman-deactivated2]

This is the exact reaction we would have if a Cupcake jumped and hurled itself at you.  What the fu.. ooh food!

[ramennochibi]

JAAAAAAEGAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

[softwaring]

[distantdweller]

These are two of the greatest men ever.

[handsome-tom-hiddleston]

I ship them. I have to. Look at this. LOOK!