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im simon the blue one from alvin band. as iyou can see i have glasses so i am a nerd . #mathlover.

[simonthebluechipmunk]

please have my babies

if i had babies id get hungry and start eating the little shits. bitch

[simonthebluechipmunk]

I can’t listen to Mind Electric demos without thinking of your dumbass because of my old fucking Alvin and the Chipmunks hyperfixation, so thanks a lot

are you stupid?

[theodorechipmunk]

theorore

[simonthebluechipmunk]

can you fucking shut up just shut up . alvin is dead and you dont even care you never care.

[theodorechipmunk]

see my levatating cube

[simonthebluechipmunk]

oohh my god oh my goddd . cuube 🤤

[theodorechipmunk]

theorore

[simonthebluechipmunk]

can you fucking shut up just shut up . alvin is dead and you dont even care you never care.

[simonthebluechipmunk]

i miss when you were homophobic

you were cool

i never said i wasnt homophobic bitch

[simonthebluechipmunk]

dint call me slurs thats mean youll make me cry and scream and scream and wail and hit the floor and kill someone

[simonthebluechipmunk]

I wanted you so bad when I was 11.

keep that freaky ass shit to yourself

[simonthebluechipmunk]

can i kiss YOU

freak?

[simonthebluechipmunk]

Simon this is important. What genders can kiss what genders. Shaking you.

[simonthebluechipmunk]

Simon can a boy and a girl kiss

Maybe

[simonthebluechipmunk]

Simon can two BOYS kiss

No

[simonthebluechipmunk]

Simon can two girls kiss

always

[simonthebluechipmunk]

*kills , rolls up body in carpet, goes out to the woods , goes very very far into the woods, finds a creek way out in the woods, unwraps your course from the rug, and throws it into the creek, wash hands off in the creek, burns carpet*

2 days later a search party searched by said creek and went missing, you caused that didn't you? All you care about is the pain isn't it? You hate being dead so bad you kill people for it? Well I must tell you, "Simon" or whatever you call yourself these days, your Vegas days are catching up to you. Listen I know your upset about "being reincarnated as a chipmunk" and all but I'll have you know, I do not forget what you did in Vegas back in 06'. That case went cold, but I know the truth. Confess to your crimes "Simon" I just might show sympathy, but until then

...

You can't hide from your past forever.

*eats a almond

[simonthebluechipmunk]

simon. opinions on this emoji -> 🤓

-mod spooky

donnt send me images of yourself

[simonthebluechipmunk]

simon i found the perpetartor

oh my munk

[simonthebluechipmunk]

i can live forever

[pirateslenderman]

The memories of adventures on the sea last forever even after the person is gone

For a man only dies when he is forgotten

Also collect me eight treasure maps

[simonthebluechipmunk]

slunderman........,,...

[simonthebluechipmunk]

Hell Simon who is . mnfhghh... alvon up my urethra...! ah! oh hes in there! want to also go in?