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im reema im 21 nOW and i cant fuckin believe i still have this blog

[only-tiktoks]

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

"We find ourselves in weird situations all the time. We get out of weird situations all the time too. You know, it's rumored that Houdini would dislocate his shoulder to get out of a straitjacket. But that's not true, he didn't actually do that. You don't have to hurt yourself to wiggle out of strange and odd conditions. You really have to be a little bit flexible. If you're willing to make mistakes… to look a little foolish in public sometimes… if you're willing to experience a little bit of discomfort… The thing is, with resistance, flexibility, and willingness, there are no inescapable situations."

[kleefkruid]

My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."

and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"

[thenightling]

A bit of trivia:  A lot of people don’t understand what it means to “Count sheep” to sleep. In reality it’s an Insomnia treatment method where you pick a random topic where there might be several examples that fit the criteria “Disney witches” for example or “Films that feature Dracula as a character.”  It can be anything at all.  "Movies with Danny Elfman musical scores.“  You don’t Google the answer.  You lay there and try to think of things that fit the topic you chose and count them. That’s how you really “Count Sheep.”  

[thenightling]

Pretty much, yes.

@feeling-kinda-sad-ngl​

[chaotic-archaeologist]

We're new in this neighborhood and there are tons of kids, so we have to cement our reputation as a Good Trick or Treating House™

[chaotic-archaeologist]

The small bowl is for kids with peanut allergies, and I also have cans of soda for kids with other/really severe peanut allergies!

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Also at this house:

Nonverbal kids will not be forced to say "trick or treat"

No one is too old for candy

You don't even have to be wearing a costume to get candy

If you ARE wearing a costume, you will be complimented

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Happy to report that I have already impressed one mom of a kid who has a bajillion allergies by having candy he could eat. But I also have non caffeinated soda for kids who can't have any of the candy.

[kashpaymentsonly]

I wish we had someone like you in my neighborhood when I was a kid ;-;

[chaotic-archaeologist]

The great thing about becoming an adult is that you can BE that person now!

I have also learned the sign language for happy Halloween in case any deaf/hard of hearing kids come by!!!

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Also, there is no difference between kids who

Walk from house to house

Are driven from house to house (walking can be hard with a disability)

Kids who are not from this neighborhood

Everyone gets candy

[kingofthegringos-deactivated202]

I killed the rat king of New York and inherited his throne by right of conquest or whatever, but I never took the rat oaths so I can speak to and command rats and they are compelled to obey, but they formally elected a rat president last year. I don't have any formal power in their social hierarchy but I have very real concrete magical power over them. I guess the title gets passed to my eldest son unless a rat kills me at some point.

[kingofthegringos-deactivated202]

all I use my powers for is making rats salute me when I walk by and they all hate it

[great-and-small]

The red-winged blackbird’s song is deeply comforting and familiar it’s like walking into the marsh and hearing an old friend

[woolysocks]

[teathattast]

Why doesn't tumblr have a mascot?

[teathattast]

What the hell are you people on about

[zillion-ronald-manus]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

[everythingfox]

Helping out the little kitten to drink water

(via)

[baasthasthezoomies]

[thursday]

[avery-universe-deactivated20150]

oh my fucking god

[guerrillatech]

[evilkitten3]

[iero]

So, go on, live your life, but I miss you more then I did yesterday

[girlgerard]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

[deactivated1053489]

Are we seeing this

[fuckthewounded]

gerard covered in mud decay foundations of decay the band is dead fake your death reunion im coming back from the dead this hole you put me in wasnt deep enough and i’m climbing out right now. he’s covered in dirt because he crawled out of his own grave

[saintxgerard]

SAVE YOURSELF

[everythingfox]

Lovely couple

(via)

[parksrway]

does anyone have that picture of that fucked up looking white kitten that looks like this

[random-shit-writing]

this crinkled tissue??

[parksrway]

YES!!!!!!!!!!