One Awkward Duck

im in my 30's and just learned how to freak it. I'm just as tired as the next duck. Have fun checking this out, we were meant to enjoy things. Fuck the current system ♡

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

🪩 🎶 🦀 🦀 🦀 🎶 🪩

[konoko]

[edwad]

describe nyc in 3 words

new york city

[prettyyinpunk]

#mytwuck

[crazy-brazilian]

[konoko]

[teatimewithgiles]

Rest in Peace, Tony.

I'll always remember your smile.

Anthony Head (1954-2026)

[pukicho]

I am hard to eat with a knife and fork, I am usually served with a side of fries, I am a hamburger. What am I?

[theforcekeepers]

are you a hamburger

[pukicho]

Yeah man

[1anonyymous1]

mental health status: need to look at the sea for hours and stay quiet

[shabbytigers]

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[i-am-a-fish]

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

[breezey-with-an-e-art]

but what if i.....

[i-am-a-fish]

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

[goobersplat]

Barbie 1992 Tag Along Wags Puppy Dog

[the-red-ring-of-death]

how i saw this thing for a solid 10 seconds

[gothicprep]

one of my classic texts, from the archives

[unyieldingsilence]

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[wayneradiotv]

@ouch_Takemeout

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

[werewolf-transgenderism]

on my slides for my class about Frankenstein today