A Black Hole of Sorts

Sara. 23. North Tx. I'm just trying to be better, a little at a time. Dating the most amazing human @magicwilllead

[sorryyousawthat]

Louis-Léopold Boilly, Deux jeunes femmes s’embrassant (Two Young Women Kissing), 1790-1794

[littlegoldfinchh]

Hey are you the person who photoshopped the picture of Dolly Parton holding the sword from bloodborne? Because I did this

YES I AM AND HOLY SHIT DUDE THAT'S AMAZING!!!!!

[zeravmeta]

watching twitter implode in realtime is definitely funny but also anyone else utterly disgusted at the fact that one billionaires temper tantrum cost thousands of people their jobs, countless more across its userbase and is destroying what is one of the biggest websites on the internet? one guy. literally one single fucking guy who couldn't just admit to a fuck up and is taking the whole thing down with him because of his big mouth. its one guy and he has enough money to just tear down the website. one guy.

[awed-frog]

Here is the link! What an amazing idea ❤️

[onigiriforears]

crying bc i wish there was one for japanese

[seherstudies]

You are in luck, apparently there is one: https://sail.helte.jp/guide/en

Thanks to @presumenothing for sharing it in the comments of the original post!

[butchyena]

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

[sleepy-bebby]

Bushel of rainbow beans 🫘

[normal-horoscopes]

With all the genuine horror of Elon musk demanding technology that locks monkeys in neural agony, I take a perverse glee in knowing that one day he will die, and there's nothing he can do about it.

[normal-horoscopes]

[Jumping up and down on my bed while pointing and laughing] You'll never transcend the divine machinery of the body! You'll never transcend the divine machinery of the body! The thing you consider your soul is inexorably instantiated in the meat and mud of your form and you'll never be truly free of it! Never! Never! Never!

[teaboot]

Sometimes I tell my mom I don't like something and she goes "No!!!! You used to LOVE this thing!!!!!" And I ask When. When did I last express desire for this thing. And she goes "When you were four you could not get ENOUGH of this thing" and I say Mother. I am Twenty Six

[yardsards]

[normal-horoscopes]

WIZARD COUNCIL ANNOUNCEMENT: Please stop attaching knives to weather balloons and just letting them go

[evilwizard]

WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: buy a weather balloon, fill it with helium, duct tape knives to it, and release it

[emotion-xp]

Is this magic?

[evilwizard]

WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: no more quastions

[cloudstation]

my spouse and I watched the mexican episode of great british bake off because we’re mexican and we thought it would be funny. the hosts asked if mexico was a real place and none of the contestants had ever heard of pico de gallo. even the judges weren’t very knowledgeable about the food they were making. that one lady peeling an avocado like it’s a potato. guacamolo. tah-cows.

americans take for granted their proximity to authentic mexican food. look at this bro this could be u

[captainlordauditor]

As a Jew I wish to offer my condolences in solidarity to all Mexicans during this trying time. One of the judges of gbbo once shared a recipe for challah made with milk. You can’t eat milk with most meals challah is served at. He claimed it was “traditionally served at Passover”. It’s forbidden to own challah or its ingredients during Passover.

[legitdoc]

[memewhore]

[youngalientype]

[socialmaya]

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[thedankmemes]