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@theartofmadeline
roma★
will byers stan first human second
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gracie abrams
todays bird
Show & Tell
Origami Around
Product Placement
RMH
d e v o n
Love Begins
trying on a metaphor
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shark vs the universe
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@frankieinlights
If you’re African you will love this!
I’m glad to see Arthur portray our continent better than the American media ever has.
Arthur is, was and will always be the
shit.
SO MUCH FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED!
this was really cute!!
Oh my Goooood
this is awesome!
k-eelz:
owh yeh
cackling cackling cackling
every time I see this!
Kanye once attended the Olympics, as a guest, but was banned by the Olympic council as an unfair advantage after he won every single event, including several that don’t exist yet.
THIS IS VERY PERFECT AND I NEED MORE SUBMISSIONS LIKE THIS.
Not a fanfic, a true story.
I was there.
facts on facts on facts
My Teammate Saf and I on Final stage at BNV
DEAR DIRTY HIPSTERS
omfg
“Save the Pearls” is a vanity published YA novel trying to bill itself as the next “The Hunger Games.” The publisher says that “‘Save the Pearls turns the tables on racism.’”
It uses blackface as a plot device.
In author Victoria Foyt’s futuristic world, no one wants to mate with white people—or “pearls”—considered to be the ugliest humans oppressed by people of color. In order to survive, they must put on blackface make up to be attractive to the ruling class of “coals.” Hoyt explains: “their stunningly dark skin that carries the greatest amount of melanin…makes them the strongest, most powerful race alive.” The protagonist is a white girl who must smear her face with “midnight luster” make up in order to protect herself from radiation and in order to look beautiful to the oppressive “coals” in hopes that they will mate with her.
The rule in Eden’s post-apocalyptic world is: the darker the skin, the higher the mate-rate. Other factors calculated into one’s mate-rate include wealth or employment status. For example, Ronson Bramford, a handsome Coal titan of industry, is at the top of the heap with a mate rate of 98%. At age twenty-two, he only has two years left in which to mate—or else he’d probably have a 100% mate-rate. Tiger’s-Eyes, or Latinos, usually rate above Ambers, or Asians, in the future race wars. White-skinned Pearls offer little resistance to The Heat, and therefore, are at the bottom. Only a Cotton, or Albino, would be lower.”
THE MIND IT BOGGLES.
um.
ummm.
uhh.
no.
I wish that I could move off the planet.
what in the ever loving fuck why what how
The Er no GIF made me crack up pretty hard lol
o m g no stop.
This is gross
this shit is fucking real.
I thought this was a sick, sick joke.
George Carlin on white people.
practically pissing myself
Wtf do White people have to be blue about? What? The Banana Republic ran out of khakis?
sometimes I make videos.
VidCon was phenomenal and fantastic and excellent and amazing....
I loved it.
“I believe that the reason that it’s difficult for the gay community to be integrated into the society at large, the way they should be, is because there are no champions for them in Congress or in the White House. And that is the way every group of people has basically been integrated into the society. That’s the way it works. Instead, you have people like Rick Santorum, a senator from Pennsylvania, who says things, that he should think… and shut his fucking mouth. You can go ahead and think it, that’s fine, but you don’t say aloud that homosexuality is a threat to the American family. Because that’s prejudice. That’s complete and utter prejudice and ignorance on a level that is staggering at this point in time.”
- Lewis Black
I recently moved to Los Angeles, and, you know, a big issue here and everywhere in the country now is gay rights. And I was walking down the street once, and this guy came up to me with a clipboard, and he goes “Hey man, do you have a moment for gay rights?” and I went, “Sorry man, I’m on a little bit of a rush”, and then, that dude, watched me walk into a jamba juice.
And he was a little upset, he was like “Really, man? you’re in a rush to get to jamba juice? I’m out here trying to make a difference!”And I was like “Well, actually, man, there’s a guy that works in that jamba juice that said some really hateful stuff about a close gay friend of mine, and I’m going in there to stab him”
And then I pulled out two knives and I tossed him one, and I was like “do YOU have a moment for gay rights? Oh, didn’t think so! So sit there with your little clipboard and judge me, I kill for gay people, you don’t do SHIT!”
Aziz Ansari, Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening.
not a gif, best i could do.
OMG LMAO!
tee hee hee
“If you’re white and you don’t admit it’s great, you’re an asshole. And I’m a man! How many advantages could one person have? I’m a white man. You can’t even hurt my feelings.”
Louise C.K.
Listen to an interview with Mitch Hedberg conducted five months before he died
aw Mitch
Lewis Black on Rick Santorum and gay marriage.
Red, White and Screwed 2005
