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omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

assassinregrets

#SAVE

i’m gonna make the worlds first erotic puppet show sorry shadow puppets…. oh yeah are you feeling it? …. you’re not even watching

#tweet

they should invent a button to let your car know that it can stop beeping, nobody is riding in the car seatbelt-less it’s just ur fatass dog

#tweet

i don’t know i just feel like fireball is as good as whiskey gets

#twitter

kosmogrl

glowingghosty

making me hard or hardly making me

#tweet

yujateaandpi

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

contemptible-scoundrel

quit laying solitary eggs with penniless dregs and come lay healthy clutches with a wealthy duchess

couldtheycatchkira

Could Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz solve the Kira murders?

Could catch Kira, would survive

Could not catch Kira, would survive

Could catch Kira, would not survive

Could not catch Kira, would not survive

Voting ended onNov 28, 2024

realifezompire

Oh, the comments are GOLD

Great job everyone

#all true and based

parakeet

watching jerma's old stardew valley vids from ten years ago for the first time. this poor guy had like 5 cabbages planted and like 8 string beans on his entire farm. and a meteor hit his farm and obliterated half of his string beans. he attempted to break the meteor with a cherry bomb which only served to destroy 3 of the 4 remaining string beans. he destroyed the remaining string bean in a fit of rage

flipchild

cryptotheism

...one would know if they're a Christian eunuch,, right?

I would imagine so. Rough day?

termagax

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?