fran says...

frances | 17 | var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5327858"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1= &e2= &r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); Hey-o, everyone out there in SyberWorld. It's old Creed Bratton coming at your again, here from my perch as a Quality Assurance Manager at Dunder Mifflin paper. Just a few observations on the world around me.

[fransays]

i havent been on tumblr in YEARS what’s been going on

[sexanax]

dont catch feelings you’ll die

[sexanax]

no offense but why am i a dumb bitch who doesnt take her own advice

[peruvian-diego]

[lopmon]

[onlytwitterpics]

[memegod]

[thebestoftumbling]

Dog owner pretends to suddenly collapse while walking his dog and records the dog’s reaction.

[psyducked]

I thought this was going to be adorable but

[lunaoki]

i’m the dog

[324432463552434565435241354-dea]

me when i spend $70: i deserve this. i love myself and i need to treat myself

me when i spend $4: oh my goddd i have no self control wtf is wrong with me

[mortten]

lettuce umbrella

[attracted-deactivated20170927]

[theawesomeadventurer]

“You’re not like other girls.”

My secret is out. Oranges begin to fall out of my pockets and onto the floor. The oranges keep coming and coming flowing out of every orifice of my body. The oranges begin to flood the streets and drown nearby children. I am not like other girls.

[hxrmxz]

[onlytwitterpics]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[booopie]

[westernkanye]

[mrbenwyatt]