Noli me tangere.

🚀💫📚🎮📺R.31f🐱🐶🌼🍭🌈

[only-tiktoks]

[fiollaigean]

That withering stare. the fucking disdain

[floralls]

[illufinch]

meece

[everythingfox]

The human is the assistant

[memephi]

STOP!

You’ve scrolled too far. You must pay the toll.

The bottle cap toll.

Fat Mephisto will accept nothing less than your shiniest of trinkets

[ghw-archive]

A Pair of Victorian Reverse Painted Crystal Intaglio Earrings, 1870

[catsbeaversandducks]

Della, The Cat Who Adopted Dinner

Meet Della. She lives in a farm in Ireland, and she has kittens. That’s not all she has, though: a few hours within giving birth, she came across these newly hatched ducklings. Her mother instinct kicked in, and she brought them along and started to nurture them. If she had come across them a few hours before or after giving birth, her hormone level might not be the same and she would have eaten them. It’s amazing to see them draw milk from her, and one can only guess that this is an instinct from the ducks, as they have come across an unusual source for nutrition and just learned from the kittens. As the ducks grow older, they start to behave more like ducks and less like kittens. This includes constantly walking away from the box and mother has a lot of work keeping them in place. They have no problem keeping in line though, and even though they grow a lot faster than their “siblings” they loyally follow their mom around the farm, as ducks do.

Via Imgur

[catsbeaversandducks]

Things I’d like to buy vs. the reason I’d better not. 

Photo/caption by Pixel & Sophie

[catsbeaversandducks]

Via @korvys​ (Twitter)

[unhinged-kitten]

[memeuplift]

[salvadorbonaparte]

I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

[holespoles]

Chinese artist Shou Xin creates the most wonderful cats with just a few pencil lines

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weaselle]

here are some cross-sections of some undersea cables in case anyone wants to know why this is especially funny

and we know this happens regularly

[lalulutres]

I love this picture so much! Post it whenever I come across it.

[dewitty1]

Inner Mongolian Child

The little girl’s name is Butedmaa and she was just 5 when this picture was taken in 2003 by Han Chengli.

(I used to have a printout of this at my desk at work because I just loved looking at it so much.)

[iiilllsam]

vamp!pen can absolutely get it 🙈

[everythingfox]

Wake up