Seaweed Brain

Helloooo my name is Tethi and welcome to my blog :)

[scully]

PIERS MORGAN DOESN’T REALIZE HE WROTE WHAT JK ROWLING RETWEETED ABOUT HERSELF, BYE. 

[hamletthedane]

There are n*zis on campus rn and a student brought out like a 1997 boombox and started blasting Taking The Hobbits to Isengard every time they tried to say something.

“Those who do not share our genes -THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS - THE MASTER RACE - TO ISENGARD TO ISENGARD - AND I BELIEVE - THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE-”

[the44thpilot]

Chaotic good

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Bury Ourselves

[justsomeantifas]

Them: Donald Trump is actually a really good guy for refusing to take the president’s 400K salary. See he’s really not in it for himself or the money!

Reality: Because Melania and Barron Trump will remain in Manhattan and Donald Trump himself will be staying at Trump Tower as much as possible during his presidency, one floor of Trump Tower may be converted into a round-the-clock command post for the Secret Service. This safety precaution will cost the government roughly $1.5 million per year and the money will be pocketed by Donald Trump’s own company. 

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#this is not normal #you fucking nitwits#the president’s salary is to remind them#that they are a PUBLIC SERVANT#that they are paid to do a job not rule as king#that he’s doing this is spitting upon that very ideal#that is fucking baked into the concept of the presidency#you absolute fucking morons

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It’s also literally something Hitler did.

“… it was clear that Hitler had little use for the modest salary of 45,000 Reichsmarks he earned as Reich Chancellor, or for the annual expense allowance of 18,000 Reichsmarks; early in his Chancellorship, therefore, he publicly renounced both salary and allowance in a propagandistic gesture designed to advertise the spirit of selfless dedication in which he ruled the country.” Richard Evans - The Third Reich in Power

[micdotcom]

People are turning Mitch McConnell’s dig against Elizabeth Warren into a feminist rallying cry

[postingwhileblack]

Damn, this is so good

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OMGGG

[jesterlesbian]

are you the friend that opens water bottles or the friend who has to hand over water bottles to get them opened

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My personal favorites from Scottish Twitter

[micdotcom]

Watch: George Carlin spoke the truth about pro-lifers in 1996 — and it’s still being proven today.

[micdotcom]

Trump says his Muslim ban is keeping out “bad dudes.” Here’s what those bad dudes actually look like

[micdotcom]

Can a 5-year-old be a terrorist? White House press secretary Sean Spicer thinks so.

Speaking to reporters Monday, Sean Spicer was asked about reports that a 5-year-old had been detained for hours over the weekend.

Spicer’s response? “To assume that just because of someone’s age or whatever that they don’t pose a threat would be wrong,” he said.

Predictably, Twitter erupted in outrage at what Spicer seemed to be implying: that 5-year-olds can be capable of terrorism, and should be held to the same level of scrutiny as full-grown adults. Read more

[pterick]

i love capitalizing words that do not need to be capitalized At All so that you read them in that Important Voice

does anyone else ever unintentionally read a negative review of something you rly like and you have to consciously make an effort not to internalize it and trick yourself into hating the thing you loved 2 seconds ago

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if your child asks you where babies come from, please don’t tell a lie or make up a story, just tell them the truth about the giant claw machine and the

[recentgooglesearches]

how to torrent an entire dog

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(via breakno)