i toucha the fruit, you got fruit? ill touch it for FREE! dont worry about it!
You got water? I touch for you
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Kiana Khansmith

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@theartofmadeline

oozey mess
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
DEAR READER
Peter Solarz
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shark vs the universe
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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i toucha the fruit, you got fruit? ill touch it for FREE! dont worry about it!
You got water? I touch for you
you can stay indoors all day when the sun is out, and sometimes it's nice like a cool draught from a tranquil spring, but watch out because if you stay indoors for two days in a row while the sun is out you start doing odd gothic literature things, stalking the halls and passages and muttering to yourself and parting the blinds to gaze down at your neighbours with a haunted look before turning away to contemplate your mannequins #yourmannequins. three days and you're basically fucked. you have to throw a towel over your head to scurry as far as the store for milk and people jeer at you like frankenstein's monster.
love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending
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Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.
one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"
the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.
must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain
getting up from bed tips
getting up from bed cheats
getting up from bed codes
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honkin yappin
Haruka Kawakami
かわかみはるか
study of @jocelincarmes work
the mind is uncomfortable and the body she is also uncomfortable
Eden Kalif, Good Cats
the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad
all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars