FRC Pickup Lines

Here for your nerdy robotics pickup lines ;) Find us on twitter @frc_pickuplines This was created purely for the purpose of entertainment, and does not reflect on the values of FIRST Robotics, the teams of the mods, or the mods themselves.

[frc-pickup-lines]

Are you a power cube? Because I’d like to lock you in my vault ;)

Oh?

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You get more points the longer I’m switched on ;)

;)

[tanx3003]

when you have to take a game rules quiz but you can’t use the game manual

[cybertooth3940]

When you won’t stop talking about robotics around your non-robotics friends

[captain-jlp-deactivated20180128]

the only guide to robotics build season you’ll ever need

[renicula]

[testrak]

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Are you this years game because I don't understand you but I'm really excited to figure you out in a few minutes

;)

[stevegutenbergfan1997]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Recycle Rush. The strategy is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of noodle physics most of the points will go over a typical robot’s head. There’s also Chief Delphi’s pessimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into its community - its personal philosophy draws heavily from Science Fiction literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these rules, to realize that they’re not just fair- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Recycle Rush truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the strategy in CD’s existencial catchphrase “Noodle Agreement,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Asimov’s American story Runaround I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Frank Merrick’s genius unfolds itself on their pit screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Recycle Rush tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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Thank you all for 1000 followers!!!!!

[perseidss-deactivated20210112]

[teuer]

me when im not dancing to the macarena: maybe its a good time to start dancing to the macarena

[frc-pickup-lines]

me talkin about robotics even though nobody asked me

[shap-kid]

me: just to be safe-

FRC kid: ⚠⚠SAFETY FIRST®💯😥 just gotta keep building 🛠 🔩🔨 until youre 💯 graciously professonal® 😅😊 ive burnt my hand 👋✌ twice today 😮 steampower 💨 steampower ⚙ steampower 🔴🔵 NO 🚫 running in the pits 😘 ♺ rip recycle rush™ ♻ 👨👖Dean 25:4👖🧀🚹

[prison4murdoc-deactivated201808]

Don’t forget: 💨steam 🌫 condenses into 💦💦💦water💧water 🙌 game 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣7️⃣ confirmed🙏😫

[shap-kid]

FUCK

[prison4murdoc-deactivated201808]

👏take 👏 flight 👏🚁✈️🛫 professor elemental 😫🇬🇧 steam powered 💨 steAM POWERED 🌫 STEAM POWERED 💨fighting 👖trousers 👌🎧 r.i.p. dozer 😭 never forget 🚙 danny downer 😒 gotta get fuel 🎾and gears⚙️⚙️⚙️ and climb 👏the👏rope⛓⛓⛓ coopertition 👥👫👭👬and GRACIOUS😫PROFESSIONALISM🙏

[1humblebee]

[frc-pickup-lines]

Baby: d- d - d....

Dad: dad? Did you just say your first word?

Baby: During AUTO, TEAM members in the ALLIANCE STATION must remain behind the STARTING LINE and may not contact the OPERATOR CONSOLE.

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