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tired - TX - 21

[valtsv]

my girl so morally ambiguous idk if i should call her good girl or bad girl in bed

[bewbin]

Truly such a beautiful day for their majesties the new king and queen may there rule be long and prospero- BLIMEY! ITS PRINCESS DIANA AND SHES GOT A STEEL CHAIR

[striders]

if you take a 40 mg edible, drink a cappuccino, and pour yourself a cocktail at 9 am. you too can start making banana bread, pick up your phone to check a measurement, forget what you were doing, and loom over a bowl of mashed banana for 10 minutes without moving

[striders]

oh don’t worry that was in there too!

[striders]

tags

YOU get it

[escuerzoresucitado]

[duncebento]

[the-goldengirls]

[penis-hilton]

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

[thedarkmatteralchemist]

Betty White, last of the jedi.

[jurassic-parks-and-rex]

Rest in Peace.

[nakamatoo]

rest in peace queen

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

[iris-of-the-lambs]

was suddenly moved to draw a toony sort of character design .. but this is a bit too close to 2013 tumblr sexyman for my own comfort

[1percentcharge]

Fellow tumblrinas i bet if we pool our money together we could build an awesome meth lab under this laundry just donate to my gofundm

[1percentcharge]

There will be a ball pit

[mossworm]

oh….. so that’s what it was….ah

[majorasnightmare]

[sindri42]

sometimes it’s still a frog tho.

[kristina100000]

oh my godddd i want it

[1humblebee]

tumblr pretty fuckin funny sometimes lmao

[chewedcorn]

This is *supposed* to be a statue of the Virgin Mary from a sculptor named Maria Scanu

[orangebitters]

[runcibility]

[correcthomestuckquotes]

[weirdreindeer]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Um *stands in your way*

[isopodaqua]

dogs when youre carrying a heavy object

[mlarayoukai-archive]

[fanghusband-remade]

drinks your blood with this