frog bitch

Mad as a box of frogs || Indie Meera Reed from game of thrones and A Song of Ice and Fire || Penned by galia || sideblog to strengthanddevotion

[frcgbitch]

battlesymphcny:

@frcgbitch || plotted starter

7: 32[Text- Meera] I’m sorry. We need to talk.

7: 34 [Text- Meera] Shit, where are you? Are you okay? Are you safe?

((Text - Jojen)) - I’m at theons ((Text - Jojen)) - I’ll be stuck here all day though  ((Text - Jojen)) - Please tell me you stayed with Bran? ((Text - Jojen)) - What did you want to talk about?

[frcgbitch]

battlesymphcny:

Jojen sighs as he shakes his head tiredly, though he’s more amused than he’s letting show. “But they’ve been properly tested. I don’t trust pot. Definitely not if it messes with my head, which it will. I can’t do anything if I’m always high.”

“Pot works, people use it for seizures all the time. If you don’t want to get high then just use that CBD oil stuff. They give it to kids on chemo so I don’t think it’s that dangerous.” Meera says, handing her brother the thick stack of side effects sheets and warnings that came along with his medication. “But if you were high all the time you’d eat more -you know mom is always saying you’re too skinny.” 

[battlesymphcny]

❛ i’m not ashamed of myself! ❜ -frcgbitch to Jojen

Jojen felt his jaw slacken slightly as he looked at his sister. “I never thought you should be!” He stared at her, surprise and irritation joining together through the hurt. 

[frcgbitch]

“Hang on Abbey -” Meera puts the phone down and turns over her shoulder to give Jojen a confused look. “I’m not talking to you dumb ass - it’s this asshole at work.” She rolls her eyes and returns to her phone call. “As I was saying, I’m not ashamed of myself. Ben is an asshole, he’s been an asshole as long as I’ve worked there and I’m not afraid to tell it to him. They can fire me if they want but people have been complaining about him for years.” 

[ask-meme-addicts]

"The Picture of Dorian Gray" sentence starters

❝ There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. ❞

❝ The ugly and the stupid have the best of it in this world. ❞

❝ We shall all suffer for what the gods have given us, suffer terribly. ❞

❝ I have grown to love secrecy. ❞

❝ Your cynicism is simply a pose. ❞

❝ You know we poor artists have to show ourselves in society from time to time, just to remind the public that we are not savages. ❞

❝ Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. ❞

❝ I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects. ❞

❝ A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies. ❞

❝ Is that very vain of me? I think it is rather vain. ❞

❝ None of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. ❞

❝ I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world. ❞

❝ There is nothing that art cannot express. ❞

❝ The harmony of soul and body—how much that is! We in our madness have separated the two, and have invented a realism that is vulgar, an ideality that is void. ❞

❝ My heart shall never be put under their microscope. ❞

❝ It is only the intellectually lost who ever argue. ❞

❝ I feel that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer’s day.” ❞

❝ In the wild struggle for existence, we want to have something that endures, and so we fill our minds with rubbish and facts, in the silly hope of keeping our place. ❞

❝ Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love: it is the faithless who know love’s tragedies. ❞

❝ People are afraid of themselves, nowadays. ❞

❝ Courage has gone out of our race. Perhaps we never really had it. ❞

❝ Every impulse that we strive to strangle broods in the mind and poisons us. ❞

❝ The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. ❞

❝ Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. ❞

❝ You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know. ❞

❝ Wherever you go, you charm the world. Will it always be so? ❞

❝ Time is jealous of you, and wars against your lilies and your roses. ❞

❝ Our limbs fail, our senses rot. We degenerate into hideous puppets, haunted by the memory of the passions of which we were too much afraid, and the exquisite temptations that we had not the courage to yield to. ❞

❝ You like your art better than your friends. ❞

❝ I am jealous of everything whose beauty does not die. ❞

❝ Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything. ❞

❝ Credit is the capital of a younger son, and one lives charmingly upon it. ❞

❝ Behind every exquisite thing that existed, there was something tragic. ❞

❝ The way of paradoxes is the way of truth. ❞

❝ I can sympathize with everything except suffering. ❞

❝ Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world’s original sin. If the caveman had known how to laugh, history would have been different. ❞

❝ Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one’s mistakes. ❞

❝ You are quite delightful and dreadfully demoralizing. ❞

❝ I am always late on principle, the principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. ❞

❝ I adore it, but I am afraid of it. It makes me too romantic. ❞

❝ Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing. ❞

❝ Passion is the privilege of people who have nothing to do. ❞

❝ If I ever did a crime, I would come and confess it to you. You would understand me. ❞

❝ When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one’s self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. ❞

❝ There is always something infinitely mean about other people’s tragedies. ❞

❝ I want to make Romeo jealous. I want the dead lovers of the world to hear our laughter and grow sad. I want a breath of our passion to stir their dust into consciousness, to wake their ashes into pain. ❞

❝ People are very fond of giving away what they need most themselves. It is what I call the depth of generosity. ❞

❝ The only artists I have ever known who are personally delightful are bad artists. ❞

❝ It often happens that when we think we were experimenting on others we are really experimenting on ourselves. ❞

❝ Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them. ❞

❝ To be in love is to surpass one’s self. ❞

❝ Poor? What does that matter? When poverty creeps in at the door, love flies in through the window. ❞

❝ Our proverbs want rewriting. They were made in winter, and it is summer now; springtime for me, I think, a very dance of blossoms in blue skies. ❞

❝ I shudder at the thought of being free. ❞

❝ I know you would never harm anyone I love, would you? ❞

❝ Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives. ❞

❝ Of course, it is sudden—all really delightful things are. ❞

❝ The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror. ❞

❝ Unselfish people are colourless. They lack individuality. ❞

❝ You are much better than you pretend to be. ❞

❝ I cannot understand how anyone can wish to shame the thing he loves. ❞

❝ When we are happy, we are always good, but when we are good, we are not always happy. ❞

❝ The real tragedy of the poor is that they can afford nothing but self-denial. Beautiful sins, like beautiful things, are the privilege of the rich. ❞

❝ Being adored is a nuisance. ❞

❝ You are dreadful! I don’t know why I like you so much. ❞

❝ You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you have never had the courage to commit. ❞

❝ Love is a more wonderful thing than art. ❞

❝ There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating—people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing. ❞

❝ The secret of remaining young is never to have an emotion that is unbecoming. ❞

❝ I knew nothing but shadows, and I thought them real. ❞

❝ You taught me what reality really is. ❞

❝ You used to stir my imagination. Now you don’t even stir my curiosity. ❞

❝ I have grown sick of shadows. ❞

❝ You don’t know what you were to me, once. ❞

❝ You have spoiled the romance of my life. ❞

❝ Without your art, you are nothing. ❞

❝ There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love. ❞

❝ There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel that no one else has a right to blame us. ❞

❝ I can’t bear the idea of my soul being hideous. ❞

❝ You cut life to pieces with your epigrams. ❞

❝ Things like that make a man fashionable in Paris. But in London people are so prejudiced. ❞

❝ One should never make one’s début with a scandal. One should reserve that to give an interest to one’s old age. ❞

❝ How extraordinarily dramatic life is! ❞

❝ I don’t think I am heartless. Do you? ❞

❝ The moment she touched actual life, she marred it, and it marred her. ❞

❝ Life has everything in store for you, ❞

❝ We live in an age that reads too much to be wise, and that thinks too much to be beautiful. ❞

❝ If one doesn’t talk about a thing, it has never happened. It is simply expression that gives reality to things. ❞

❝ You must not tell me about things. What is done is done. What is past is past. ❞

❝ I don’t want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them. ❞

❝ You talk as if you had no heart, no pity in you. ❞

❝ if I told you, you might like me less than you do, and you would certainly laugh at me. I could not bear your doing either of those two things. ❞

❝ Your friendship is dearer to me than any fame or reputation. ❞

❝ You became to me the visible incarnation of that unseen ideal whose memory haunts us artists like an exquisite dream. ❞

❝ Whatever I have done that is good, I owe to you. ❞

❝ There is something fatal about a portrait. It has a life of its own. ❞

❝ Perhaps one should never put one’s worship into words. ❞

❝ There seems to be something tragic in a friendship so colored by romance. ❞

❝ It has a corruption of its own, worse than the corruption of death itself—something that would breed horrors and yet would never die. ❞

❝ The past can always be annihilated. ❞

❝ How exquisite life had once been! How gorgeous in its pomp and decoration! Even to read of the luxury of the dead was wonderful. ❞

❝ Is insincerity such a terrible thing? I think not. It is merely a method by which we can multiply our personalities. ❞

❝ I am tired of myself tonight. I should like to be somebody else. ❞

❝ I love scandals about other people, but scandals about myself don’t interest me. They have not got the charm of novelty. ❞

❝ You don’t want people to talk of you as something vile and degraded. ❞

❝ You must not say things like that. They are horrible, and they don’t mean anything. ❞

❝ You have had more to do with my life than you think. ❞

❝ Each of us has heaven and hell in him. ❞

❝ Youth smiles without any reason. It is one of its chiefest charms. ❞

❝ Keep your horrible secrets to yourself. They don’t interest me any more. ❞

❝ What is it to me what devil’s work you are up to? ❞

❝ I wish you had a thousandth part of the pity for me that I have for you. ❞

❝ The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. ❞

❝ I am not at all surprised that the world says that you are extremely wicked. ❞

❝ It is perfectly monstrous, the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one’s back that are absolutely and entirely true. ❞

❝ Nowadays all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. ❞

❝ Everybody I know says you are very wicked. ❞

❝ I like men who have a future and women who have a past. ❞

❝ Moderation is a fatal thing. Enough is as bad as a meal. More than enough is as good as a feast. ❞

❝ He atones for being occasionally somewhat overdressed by being always absolutely overeducated. He is a very modern type. ❞

❝ What do you want? Money? Here it is. Don’t ever talk to me again. ❞

❝ Each man lives his own life and pays his own price for living it. ❞

❝ The man who could call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one. It is the only thing he is fit for. ❞

❝ I think that it is better to be beautiful than to be good. But on the other hand, no one is more ready than I am to acknowledge that it is better to be good than to be ugly. ❞

❝ To be popular one must be a mediocrity. ❞

❝ We can have in life but one great experience at best, and the secret of life is to reproduce that experience as often as possible. ❞

❝ I wish I could love, but I seem to have lost the passion and forgotten the desire. ❞

❝ My own personality has become a burden to me. ❞

❝ Death is the only thing that ever terrifies me. ❞

❝ The world has always worshipped you. It always will worship you. ❞

❝ Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets. ❞

❝ The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. That is all. ❞

❝ The world is changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history. ❞

[frcgbitch]

iron-reborn:

Theon watches her uncomfortably as she checks the phone. even as little as he knows her, he knows what has her anxious. “He’s fine,” he told her softly. “I’m sure he’s with Bran.” It feels weird, comforting her as if he knows her. Yet he finds himself doing it anyways.

“Cool,”  he says, fiddling with the belt loops of his jeans for something to do with his hands. “I’m sure he did. Honest. Thos two are always together. And you know they love being together in any kind of iffy weather. I can’t count how many times I’ve seen them laying on the couch and reading together.” He watches her fiddle with the hem of her sweatshirt and finds his eyes drawn to her bare thighs, not that it’s really surprising that he’s looking. This is what they do after all.

He pulls his eyes back to her face as she speaks. “Oh, uh. I bartend. I started doing it in uni, dropped out of uni and here I am still doing it. I one of the managers actually, much to the chagrin of most people who know me. Catelyn was horrified that anyone put me in charge of money and paperwork.” He chuckles a little at the memory before asking, “What about you?”

“I try to never assume anything is fine with him.” Meera admits with a small, forced, laugh. “His anxiety has been, like, really bad since he was a little kid and stress and anxiety are the number one trigger of epileptic seizures so...” She trails off as she realizes that he probably doesn’t care. “I mean we just - we had this stupid fight last night and I feel really bad leaving him with that.” 

She nods and fiddles with the hem of the sweatshirt again. It’s not hers so she assumes it must be his. Her work blouse is still crumbled somewhere on his floor with her bra and pants. She also hadn’t realized he’d seen Jojen that often, though it shouldn’t surprise her, the Starks had practically raised Theon. Of course he’d be over there often. “Yeah, they um - they’re really sweet. BRan is the first person outside the family I’ve ever known Jojen to be comfortable with. I mean until he started dating Bran he never really went anywhere without me. Too much anxiety I guess, even school was hell for him. He’s really smart - much smarter then me - but the stress of school used to just wipe him out for hours as soon as he got home.” She stops abruptly realizing she’s started to ramble about her brother again. 

“Oh,” She says, raising her eyebrows. “I didn’t know you bar-tended. Or that you were a manager.” It comes out flat, and very dumb, but what else is their to say. Usually there’s not this much talking between them. Usually it’s just sex, a nap or night of sleep and then one of them leaves. “Oh me?” She shakes her head to clear her thoughts. “Um, I’m a waitress. At Maloneys, have been for about four years now. Technically I’m shift head but honestly no one really cares.” 

[frcgbitch]

battlesymphcny:

Jojen stares at her, pulling his head back in surprise at the harshness of her tone. “I know you’re careful! But no matter how fucking careful you are, shit still happens Meera! I’m not saying anything about you! It’s Theon! If you give him any opportunity to, he will hurt you!”

A cold laugh leaves the back of her throat and she glowers up at her younger brother.” You say it like nothing could ever happen with you and Bran! Like neither of you could ever catch anything or hurt one another. I’m not giving Theon the opportunity. I’m not giving him anything, I’m fucking him and leaving. It’s not a relationship and nothing is going to happen. - Now back the fuck off, leave me alone, and get out of my sex life..”

[rp-meme-central]

Send “Sleep already!” for a starter where my muse is very clearly sleep-deprived, but refuses to sleep.

Send “refuse to snooze” for your muse to be the sleep-deprived one. 

[vaememes]

* sarah j. mass's book prompts.

A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES

❛ We need hope, or else we cannot endure. ❜

❛ Don’t feel bad for one moment about doing what brings you joy. ❜

❛ Pity those who don’t feel anything at all. ❜

❛ You look … better than before. ❜

❛ Was that a compliment? ❜

❛ We need hope, or else we cannot endure. ❜

❛ Well, good-bye for now. ❜

❛ Do you ever stop being so serious and dull? ❜

❛ Do you ever stop being such a prick? ❜

❛ I would have been gentle with you, though.. ❜

❛ When you healed my arm…You didn’t need to bargain with me. ❜

❛ You could have demanded every single week of the year. ❜

❛ It wasn’t entirely a question, but I needed the answer. ❜

❛ You can leave if you’re just going to insult me. ❜

❛ I could imagine very easily how much I would hate him. ❜

❛ That damned bitch is running me ragged. ❜

❛ I didn’t want you to fight alone. Or die alone.. ❜

❛ I didn’t want to be remembered for standing on the sidelines. ❜

❛ So I may roam wherever I wish until the dawn. ❜

❛ I’d long since stopped feeling sorry for myself about it. ❜

❛ I doubt you’ll be saying that when I take you to the Night Court. ❜

❛ You didn’t tell me this would happen. ❜

❛ You didn’t ask. So how am I to blame? ❜

❛ I’d want someone to hold my hand until the end. ❜

A COURT OF MIST AND FURY

❛ To the people who look at the stars and wish. ❜

❛ To the stars who listen— and the dreams that are answered. ❜

❛ I fell in love with you, smartass, because you were one of us. ❜

❛ I was not a pet, not a doll, not an animal. ❜

❛ I was a survivor, and I was strong. ❜

❛ I would not, could not be broken. Tamed. ❜

❛ There are good days and hard days for me—even now. ❜

❛ Don’t let the hard days win. ❜

❛ My mate. Death incarnate. Night triumphant. ❜

❛ No one was my master— but I might be master of everything. ❜

❛ There are different kinds of darkness. ❜

❛ It becomes what the bearer wishes it to be, needs it to be. ❜

❛ There is the darkness that frightens, the darkness that soothes. ❜

❛ I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you. ❜

❛ I wondered if love was too weak a word for what he felt, what he’d done for me. ❜

❛ My mate who had waited for me against all hope, despite all odds. ❜

❛ I realized—I realized how badly I’d been treated before. ❜

❛ I rarely went outside at night—usually, I was so tired from hunting. ❜

❛ I didn’t particularly care for them, anyway. ❜

❛ I wonder if I was looking for this place—looking for you all. ❜

❛ I knew you could take care of yourself. ❜

❛ I would have torn apart the world to get you back.. ❜

❛ I’m thinking that I want you so badly I can’t concentrate. ❜

❛ Many atrocities, have been done in the name of the greater good. ❜

A COURT OF WINGS AND RUIN

❛ Only you can decide what breaks you, Cursebreaker. Only you. ❜

❛ It’s a rare person to face who they are and not run from it - not be broken by it. ❜

❛ Remember that you are a wolf. And you cannot be caged. ❜

❛ I believe everything happens for a reason. ❜

❛ My own power would have consumed me long ago. ❜

❛ I believe that everything happened, exactly the way it had to…  ❜

❛ Night Triumphant- and the Stars Eternal. ❜

❛ What we think to be our greatest weakness can sometimes be our biggest strength. ❜

❛ I will find you in the next world - the next life. And we will have that time. ❜

❛ You belong to all of us, and we belong to you. ❜

❛ When you erupt, girl, make sure it is felt across worlds. ❜

❛ We’re all a broken, in our own ways - In places no one might see. ❜

❛ A thousand years. ❜

❛ One life may change the world. ❜

❛ Kindness can thrive even amongst cruelty. ❜

❛ My goal was bigger than revenge. ❜

❛ My purpose greater than personal retribution. ❜

❛ Words had become as foreign and hard to reach as the stars.. ❜

❛ We don’t have the luxury of good ideas—only picking between the bad ones. ❜

❛ I didn’t know how long my sisters and I lay there together. ❜

❛ Because I can’t stay away. ❜

❛ Leave this world… a better place than how you found it. ❜

❛ I hadn’t realized I was a villain in your narrative. ❜

❛ I would clean my blades, and wash the blood from my skin. ❜

[thingsforrp]

Tol & smol sentence starters

(some are jokey, some can be insults, some for tall people, some for small people)

“I’m so glad you’re tall, you know?”

“My feet are so small I can get my shoes cheap from the kids’ section so who’s the real winner?”

“You’re tall, can you reach that for me please?”

“Can you not put the chocolate on the top shelf? You know I can’t reach”

“You’re the perfect height for an arm rest”

“How tall are you anyway?”

“Us short people can hide in places you couldn’t think of”

“Once I got drunk and told somebody I was 5′12"

“I bought you a stepstool so you can reach the kitchen cupboards”

“You’re too small/tall”

“You’re in another level of the atmosphere up there”

“You’re so close to the average height of a primary school child”

“If anyone laughs at your height I’ll end them”

“I’ve always been the tallest/smallest of my friends”

“You can’t deny you’re small/tall at (height)”

“I don’t think I’ve grown since I was 12″

“If I knock you out you’ve got further to fall”

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

silent / action starters

“*ruffles your hair*”

“*finger guns*”

“*looks through your stuff*”

“*runs into at full speed*”

“*kisses your cheek*”

“*kicks*”

“*pulls on ski mask*”

“*licks lips*”

“*leaps into your arms*”

“*wiggles eyebrows*”

“*drags you away by the arm*”

“*rolls eyes*”

“*gives you the middle finger*”

“*pokes*”

“*begins to tap dance*”

“*eats a sandwich*”

“*puts hands on hips*”

“*gives thumbs up*”

“*blows you a kiss*”

“*punches your arm*”

“*cracks knuckles*”

“*starts rubbing your shoulders*”

“*takes shirt off*”

“*looks at disapprovingly*”

“*wipes tear away*”

“*taps foot*”

“*gestures to come closer*”

“*blows balloon*”

“*gets down on one knee*”

“*tackles you to the ground*”

“*lights candle*”

“*throws ball*”

“*makes a heart with hands*”

“*smirks*”

“*gives thumbs down*”

“*lifts you into the air*”

“*blows nose*”

“*paints your nails*”

“*puts head on your shoulder*”

“*trips you*”

“*sticks tongue out at*”

“*chokes on own spit*”

“*flexes*”

“*locks door*”

“*glares at*”

“*holds your hand*”

“*pinches*”

“*waves at*”

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Injured/Bleeding Sentence Starters

“That’s a lot of blood…” 

“That’s not good…” 

“I think that’s more than a little cut.”

“You’re looking rather pale.”

“You’re bleeding!”

“That doesn’t look good…” 

“I don’t think that’s suppose to come out.” 

“That’s a bit of an interesting angle for that to go at.” 

“How do I get it to stop?!” 

“How are you still standing?!”

“Don’t get up, you’ll make it worse.” 

“What happened to you?”

“I can’t feel my fingers anymore…” 

“Everything hurts.” 

“Is everything supposed to go dark?”

“Ow, yeah, okay, that’s starting to hurt.” 

“It’s just a cut.” 

“I’ve had worse.” 

“You’re bleeding all over my floor!” 

“You better not die on me.” 

“They got a lucky shot…” 

“Next time don’t call me to come over only to find you in a pool of your own blood!” 

“You need to keep pressure on it.” 

“Don’t move!” 

“That looks nasty.” 

“Am I dying?” 

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[justanotherrpmeme]

Nightmares

“Did you have a nightmare?” “Would you sleep here, with me?” “It was just a dream” “I had a nightmare” “I’ll be here until you fall asleep” “Wake up” “Adults aren’t supposed to get nightmares” “I can’t sleep” “You’re dreaming” “I have nightmares” “Will you stay, until I fall asleep?” “It wasn’t real” “It’s not surprising that you have nightmares” “I had a bad dream” “It’s the same every time I close my eyes” “I’ll have nightmares for months” “I have these dreams” “This is a nightmare” “I woke up terrified” “This is going to be a nightmare” “I’m scared to go to sleep” “You’re a nightmare” “Do you want to sleep here?” “What are your nightmares about?”

[frcgbitch]

@battlesymphcny

Jojen raised his eyes to his sister, his mouth turning at the corners with amusement. “I have my medication. I don’t need drugs, Meer.” She mentioned this to him before, and he had gotten more than a little used to having this conversation. But he certainly enjoyed giving her a hard time over it. Or anything really.

“You can get a prescription for pot.” Meera shrugs, setting the bag from the pharmacy on the counter. “And have you seen the side effects of some of these?” She pulls one of the bottles from the bag. “Severe or worsening seizures - honestly what’s the point of taking it if it’s just going to make them worse?” She takes another bottle out “Heart palpitations, overwhelming anxiety - oh look more seizures.” She shakes her head. “I mean you do you but pot has way less side effects and helps with all this stuff.”

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

Finish the sentence in my inbox.

“I want you to…” “Why didn’t you tell me…” “I wanted to tell you…” “Have you ever…” “What do you think of…”

[musingmeme-blog]

touch meme . send one to do to my muse .

001.   grab their hand .

002.   kiss their cheek .

003.   give massage .

004.   kiss hand .

005.   high five .

006.   cuddle .

007.   cry on . 

008.   shoulder hug .

009.   bear hug .

010.   kiss them .

011.   pinkie promise .

012.   piggy back ride . 

013.  give them food . 

014.   from behind hug . 

015.   fist bump .

[imameme-youreameme]

Some Very NSFW Workplace Sentence Starters

“I have a meeting in 45 minutes, we have to do this quick.”

“Close the blinds and lock the door, I don’t want anyone walking in on us.”

“My desk is big enough that you can fit under there and give me head without being seen.”

“You’re really distracting, you know. You make me want to push all this paperwork to the side and bend you over my desk every time you walk in here.”

“Not so loud or they’ll hear us and we’ll both get fired.”

“How about a quickie before we go to the meeting?”

“Lift up your skirt and bend over the desk. We’ve only got 20 minutes before the potential new hire comes in for their interview.”

“Quiet. Get on your knees and suck.”

“Don’t make a sound. They’re right outside the door.”

“Every time I see you walk by, you make me want to rip your skirt off and fuck you.”

“Let’s just call it what it is, we’re office fuck buddies. Nothing more, nothing less.”

“You can’t say anything about this to anyone. I don’t need to be part of all this office gossip that goes around.”

“These daily quickies we have are what get me through the day. I look forward to coming to work because of them.”

“Meet me in my office in 20 minutes. Make sure you’re not wearing any panties.”

“Do you know what the thrill of office sex is? The possibility of getting caught.”

“Move your computer so you can fuck me on your desk. I’m not trying to have keyboard impressions all over my ass.”

“So, lunch break. Want to join me in the bathroom and have some fun?”

“I try so hard to concentrate on my work, but then my mind wanders to what you have on under your clothes and how much I want to fuck you across my desk.”

“I was working on the portfolio for the ______’s case, then I got… distracted when I saw you walk by.”

“Having a hard on at work is fucking painful. Come help me out here.”

“Cut that out unless you’re trying to get me to bend you over this desk.”

“I’m the boss, I can do whatever the fuck I want. And what I want is to fuck you senseless right here, right now.”

“You getting that raise is contingent upon how well you do sucking my cock.”

“You have lipstick on your collar, we all know what you were up to.”

“There’s a hotel right around the corner from the office. How about you take an extended lunch and we go have some fun?”

“Looks like I left lipstick on your collar. Want me to leave some more?”

“So tonight, after everyone leaves for the evening, wanna have some fun in your office?”

“I hope you’re not busy, especially since I came all this way just to see you.”

“So, boss man, tell me, how much do you really want to bend me over this desk and fuck me?”

“I only come to work everyday in a good mood because of our daily office quickies.”

“The worst thing about the weekend. I don’t get to feel you inside/around me until Monday comes again.”

[eternalmemes]

✗ Pregnancy Starter Sentences!!!

From the mother’s point of view - 

❝ I think I’m pregnant. ❞ ❝ How am I going to tell [xxx]? ❞ ❝ I don’t know how to ask this… but do you think you’re going to stick around?❞ ❝ It’s okay - I can do this on my own!❞ ❝ Look, this is the first sonogram, it looks like a little bean!❞ ❝ Can we talk about this? ❞ ❝ Want to feel the baby kick? ❞ ❝ I… I think we’re having a girl ❞ ❝ It’s twins.❞ ❝ I’m not sure I’ll be able to be a mother❞ ❝I hope the baby looks like you ❞ ❝ We’re having a boy ❞ ❝ Can you get me some pickles on your way home? ❞ ❝ I think something’s wrong with the baby❞ ❝You’re the father ❞ ❝ Will you come with me to the doctor’s? ❞ ❝ I think my water just broke! ❞     ❝ The baby isn’t  yours, I’m sorry. ❞ ❝ The baby’s coming! ❞      

From the father’s point of view-

❝ What - what are you going to do? ❞ ❝ You’re pregnant? ❞     ❝ Why didn’t you tell me you were pregnant when you found out? ❞ ❝ Do you… do you want to get married? ❞     ❝ It’s okay, I’m going to be here for you and the baby. ❞ ❝ This is the most amazing thing that could ever happen to me ❞     ❝ Wait, was that the baby kicking? ❞ ❝ I’m going to love the both of you for the rest of our lives ❞     ❝ I’m sorry but I can’t be a father ❞ ❝ Everything is going to be fine, we are going to get through this, I promise ❞     ❝ Why wouldn’t I stick around?❞ ❝ Are you sure it’s mine? ❞     ❝ You’re glowing ❞ ❝ How can you be so sure I’ll make a good father? ❞     ❝ Do you think we can talk about this first?❞ ❝ Your dad’s going to kill me.❞     ❝ Just tell me that you and the baby are both fine❞ ❝ It’s okay I’m right here, you’re doing great❞